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  • Snark Attark
    Snark Attark  Жыл бұрын +619

    British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂

    • Kevin Lajoie
      Kevin Lajoie 18 күн бұрын +1

      it's all crowds that aren't american...

    • Joe K
      Joe K 11 ай бұрын +4

      That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

    • Film Feline
      Film Feline  Жыл бұрын +7

      Yes, they have brains

    • Max Roesch
      Max Roesch  Жыл бұрын +38

      Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

  • Marty Nilsson
    Marty Nilsson 2 жыл бұрын +2079

    People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.

    • Craftchild_91
      Craftchild_91 7 ай бұрын

      Oh no, I‘ve been absolutely in awe at the speed he comes back at them with (compared with other comedians) !! 🙈 amazing!

    • DerNafri
      DerNafri 8 ай бұрын +1

      @laice34 and that makes him even more of a genius

    • Ali Corl.
      Ali Corl. 10 ай бұрын

      So right

    • Marty Nilsson
      Marty Nilsson 11 ай бұрын

      @Leslie Stephan Bosch If its that simple, why don't you do it? A good sense of humor always requires a high level of intelligence.

    • Palfi Csaba
      Palfi Csaba 11 ай бұрын

      Just practice.

  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful 2 жыл бұрын +740

    “Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.”
    That had me in hysterics!

    • Nikolai Orr
      Nikolai Orr 3 ай бұрын +1

      he is right though, tracey is rather hot

    • J josh
      J josh 6 ай бұрын

      when i first watched i fucking knew her name would be tracey 🤣

    • King Ludds
      King Ludds 7 ай бұрын

      @Nihal R I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

    • Nihal R
      Nihal R 10 ай бұрын

      Please explain

    • dizzl
      dizzl  Жыл бұрын +13

      @Stefano Santini its a typical slags name from england

  • muneer24
    muneer24 2 жыл бұрын +391

    The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing

    • Bable631
      Bable631 5 ай бұрын +3

      @robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

    • robs715
      robs715 2 жыл бұрын +125

      They call that alcohol.

  • em f
    em f 2 жыл бұрын +1456

    Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol

    • Exterminatus
      Exterminatus 11 күн бұрын

      @Matso0603 So is it ethical or unethical to think you're entitled to what someone else has earned? Don't answer, parasite, I know your answer already.

    • Shepard-Commander
      Shepard-Commander  Жыл бұрын

      Comedians make jokes based on they're own experiences, we should have known he was tax dodging years ago based on the number of tax jokes he made

    • Antonin Houdek
      Antonin Houdek  Жыл бұрын

      @HeadbuttingElmo lol me too :D

    • Carn Marth
      Carn Marth  Жыл бұрын +2

      @Indigenous Unite Oh, and to describe this fatuous millionaire's exposure in the press as an "ordeal" - for Christ's sake.

    • Carn Marth
      Carn Marth  Жыл бұрын +3

      @Indigenous Unite He remains a tax-dodging twat. Whether the means he used were legal or otherwise is irrelevant.

  • Amanul_24
    Amanul_24 2 жыл бұрын +2960

    "Daddy, how did you meet mummy?"
    "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"

    • Laszlo Bandi
      Laszlo Bandi 8 ай бұрын

      asked her what her favorite soup is at a Jimmy Carr show

    • Jordan Richards
      Jordan Richards  Жыл бұрын +7

      @oceansoulwish85 i cannot believe he tried to correct this 😂😂

    • Liz
      Liz  Жыл бұрын +5

      @D.B. mummy**

    • buzman33
      buzman33  Жыл бұрын +1

      Ok

    • oceansoulwish85
      oceansoulwish85 2 жыл бұрын +11

      @D.B. *mummy

  • Andrew Barsky
    Andrew Barsky 2 жыл бұрын +609

    You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.

    • K C
      K C  Жыл бұрын +16

      He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

    • Scott Meager
      Scott Meager 2 жыл бұрын +24

      Or have a degradation kink

    • 80sMeavyHetal
      80sMeavyHetal 2 жыл бұрын +16

      Or naive.

  • RoryKenneigh
    RoryKenneigh 7 ай бұрын +21

    That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.

  • Serhii K.
    Serhii K. 2 жыл бұрын +322

    At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.

    • 𝐬𝐜𝐝𝐥
      𝐬𝐜𝐝𝐥 Ай бұрын

      I DONT LIKE ITTTT

    • K C
      K C  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Pumpkin yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

    • Pumpkin
      Pumpkin 2 жыл бұрын +28

      Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

    • King Loser
      King Loser 2 жыл бұрын +7

      Twlight Zone :)

  • Joe K
    Joe K 11 ай бұрын +22

    I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..

    • swag uar7T
      swag uar7T 2 ай бұрын +1

      @binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

    • binguscultist
      binguscultist 10 ай бұрын +6

      and yet you can even spell his name right???

  • LifeIsFair ItKillsEveryone
    LifeIsFair ItKillsEveryone 2 жыл бұрын +41

    Only a polite British audience is actually able to go completely quiet so Jimmy can talk to them.

  • DJ_RMUSIC
    DJ_RMUSIC 2 жыл бұрын +377

    “There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic”
    I’m dead 💀😂

    • James K
      James K  Жыл бұрын

      I literally died when he told that joke.

    • Johan has but two faces
      Johan has but two faces  Жыл бұрын

      Well, that explains why I can't see you then.

  • Civvn
    Civvn 2 жыл бұрын +894

    "You will never chip a tooth, on soup"
    -steve 2020

    • Abe Mudokon
      Abe Mudokon 2 жыл бұрын

      @Gustav E. Jaanus I bite what I wanna bite

    • Lil Valor
      Lil Valor 2 жыл бұрын +1

      HANA VEJVODOVA calm down Karen

    • hana vejvodova
      hana vejvodova 2 жыл бұрын

      @Lil Valor - AGAIN?? YOUR PROBLEM!!!

    • Gustav E. Jaanus
      Gustav E. Jaanus 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @Abe Mudokon Why would you bite anything that's on a spoon

    • Abe Mudokon
      Abe Mudokon 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @Gustav E. Jaanus bite spoon!

  • Talyn has time
    Talyn has time 2 жыл бұрын +73

    He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.

  • Zachariah Smith
    Zachariah Smith 2 жыл бұрын +541

    She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$

    • John Smith
      John Smith 17 күн бұрын

      ​@Laszlo Bandi tomato and basil.

    • Laszlo Bandi
      Laszlo Bandi 8 ай бұрын

      @EronPls wat soup?

    • Matt Montgomery
      Matt Montgomery  Жыл бұрын +2

      @EronPls r

    • EronPls
      EronPls 2 жыл бұрын +9

      @Torstein Haland they both make soup on each other

    • Torstein Haland
      Torstein Haland 2 жыл бұрын +21

      @Russy W they both look like soup

  • AretnaP 3
    AretnaP 3 2 жыл бұрын +158

    Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes...
    If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.

    • Dave Smith
      Dave Smith 7 ай бұрын

      I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

  • 80sMeavyHetal
    80sMeavyHetal 2 жыл бұрын +187

    Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date"
    After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."

  • Spelheim
    Spelheim 2 жыл бұрын +15

    Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT

  • Anthony W Stanton
    Anthony W Stanton 2 жыл бұрын +19

    Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!

  • Joe Georgia
    Joe Georgia 2 жыл бұрын +61

    I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.

  • TheMattHatter
    TheMattHatter  Жыл бұрын +16

    Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.

  • Crimson Spade
    Crimson Spade 4 ай бұрын

    Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂

  • Kathy Anderson
    Kathy Anderson 2 жыл бұрын +12

    He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!

  • Shaun
    Shaun 10 ай бұрын +4

    Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant

  • 80HD
    80HD 2 жыл бұрын +3

    So funny. Even on the shows he hosts he's funny.

  • RyanSe4
    RyanSe4 2 жыл бұрын +356

    That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

    • Cheers Motherfucker!
      Cheers Motherfucker!  Жыл бұрын +1

      "Straight" might be a stretch, no pun intended

    • oicfas4523
      oicfas4523  Жыл бұрын +3

      He is really cute.

    • Freddie Brown
      Freddie Brown  Жыл бұрын +5

      That was.. I kinda hope he is gay...

    • alec. micah
      alec. micah 2 жыл бұрын +3

      ProfitBird4 better late than never 😂😂

    • RyanSe4
      RyanSe4 2 жыл бұрын +4

      @alec. micah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

  • Ryd Scheer
    Ryd Scheer 2 жыл бұрын +33

    “There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic”
    I’m dead 💀😂

  • Kevin Murphy
    Kevin Murphy  Жыл бұрын +4

    Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!

  • Cracky Sr
    Cracky Sr 2 жыл бұрын +125

    When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it

    • Unknown User
      Unknown User 10 ай бұрын +1

      No you didn’t. I did though.

  • Chuck Selvage
    Chuck Selvage 11 ай бұрын +5

    He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.

  • Bradley G
    Bradley G 2 жыл бұрын +12

    I love his interaction with the audience

  • Darren McEwan
    Darren McEwan  Жыл бұрын +12

    His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion

    • Unknown User
      Unknown User 10 ай бұрын +1

      @Todd Pierzina go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

    • Todd Pierzina
      Todd Pierzina  Жыл бұрын +1

      Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

  • synthonaplinth
    synthonaplinth  Жыл бұрын +6

    Wow, he's actually laughing normally at this gig.

  • Living Dead Ghoulz
    Living Dead Ghoulz 2 жыл бұрын +33

    😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences

    • Abe Mudokon
      Abe Mudokon 2 жыл бұрын +3

      Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

  • Andrew Bloom
    Andrew Bloom 2 жыл бұрын +54

    Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!

    • RubixCube747
      RubixCube747  Жыл бұрын +2

      @K C going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while

    • K C
      K C  Жыл бұрын +1

      I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.

  • Reconquista La Patria
    Reconquista La Patria 2 жыл бұрын +32

    This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥

  • Iyce Phoenixx
    Iyce Phoenixx 10 ай бұрын +4

    2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣

  • Anand Sharma
    Anand Sharma 2 жыл бұрын +7

    This guy has both quality and quantity of videos. Hard to come across in this field.

  • Matt Garrett
    Matt Garrett  Жыл бұрын +3

    Jimmy Carr making tax dodging jokes always kills me

  • God of Hell Fire
    God of Hell Fire 2 жыл бұрын +2

    I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!

  • Linda
    Linda  Жыл бұрын +8

    That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂

  • SamyueruHikage
    SamyueruHikage 2 жыл бұрын +31

    "There's a lot of people in here that have never paid tax in their fucking lives"
    Bit rich, coming from you, Jimmy

    • Dave Smith
      Dave Smith 7 ай бұрын +1

      He's paid quite a lot of tax, notwithstanding. I'm guessing more than most, incl you.

  • Hywel Thomas
    Hywel Thomas  Жыл бұрын +1

    I feel I should hate him, but he makes me laugh

  • MrYuck
    MrYuck  Жыл бұрын +7

    I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂

  • SuperStormDay
    SuperStormDay  Жыл бұрын +11

    I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television...
    Thank goodness for KZclip!!!

    • Unknown User
      Unknown User 10 ай бұрын +1

      I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼
      Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

  • Speed Hub
    Speed Hub 2 жыл бұрын +2802

    I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up

    • Jansz Dugal
      Jansz Dugal 5 ай бұрын

      @Daniel 7 I u IIRC

    • Stumpen
      Stumpen 6 ай бұрын

      @Miguel That's how they operate these days. They don't want a man to protect them or the kids, they just want their money so they can live in comfort. But they want to also be seen as equal to men which has been the longest running gag in American history.

    • Stumpen
      Stumpen 6 ай бұрын

      @Velvet Thunder Best of luck to you in dealing with it

    • Stumpen
      Stumpen 6 ай бұрын

      Yeah, she's a cutie

    • Craftchild_91
      Craftchild_91 7 ай бұрын

      And Steve totally needs to go into voiceacting! 🙈🤣❤️

  • Marlo
    Marlo 2 жыл бұрын +9

    These tax jokes have aged well 🤣

  • Rakunx
    Rakunx 2 жыл бұрын +47

    12:30
    DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️

  • DJ_RMUSIC
    DJ_RMUSIC 2 жыл бұрын +4

    When Jimmy asks the audience to ask questions then in return insults them 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Roger Auger
    Roger Auger 2 жыл бұрын +13

    I lost it after hearing about walking in on Mommy and Daddy! Same scenario happened to me, except it was my Ex-wife and Best friend. They are quite happy now. That's me, always making people happy! LMAO!

  • Chris R
    Chris R 2 жыл бұрын +104

    'I'm not in charge of the register.'
    Damn, that was quick.

    • Ryd Scheer
      Ryd Scheer 2 жыл бұрын +2

      That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

  • RubixCube747
    RubixCube747  Жыл бұрын +5

    The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣

  • Michael Pal
    Michael Pal 9 ай бұрын +1

    Absolute pure fucking genius-On Jimmy's part AND the audience. You have teens there as well as adults "laughing" on topics that, in the US, you would be crucified for stating any of his topics! Thanks for posting these videos! Now tell me how we, in the states get this level of comedy?

  • gabrielle dormuth
    gabrielle dormuth 10 ай бұрын

    When it comes to roasting the audience Jimmy is king

  • Metal Man
    Metal Man  Жыл бұрын +2

    Jimmy is a master of thinking on his feet.

  • B E A N S
    B E A N S  Жыл бұрын +6

    Ah, Jimmy joking about people not paying taxes
    That aged well

  • Ian Hilditch
    Ian Hilditch 2 жыл бұрын +70

    The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.

    • K C
      K C  Жыл бұрын +3

      Ffs...😱

  • Dave Rennix
    Dave Rennix  Жыл бұрын +2

    Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people

  • Sam Marks
    Sam Marks  Жыл бұрын +2

    The number of jokes about his audience members not paying tax is just...!

  • mimoocho dom
    mimoocho dom 2 жыл бұрын +6

    Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.

    • hana vejvodova
      hana vejvodova 2 жыл бұрын +1

      SO, FORGET EVEN HILARIOUS STUFF WILL COME HERE!!! CANCEL IT!!!

  • AlphaElite111 Games
    AlphaElite111 Games  Жыл бұрын +11

    This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40

  • Outside Stuff
    Outside Stuff 2 жыл бұрын +225

    I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes

    • Martin Willett
      Martin Willett 8 ай бұрын

      @Novarcharesk So in your perfect world who pays for the fraud squad?

    • Novarcharesk
      Novarcharesk  Жыл бұрын

      @Will Roberts A common myth. A group of people functionally indistinguishable from being a mafia stealing your money every paycheck does not, in fact, make 'society work'.

    • hana vejvodova
      hana vejvodova 2 жыл бұрын

      YOU ARE KIDDING ME!!! SOMEONE INSTEAD OF ME FROM THIS GROUP WERE IN GLASGOW, AND THEY LOVE THE IRONY OF ME, NOT PAYING TAXES!!!

    • Michael Colbourn
      Michael Colbourn 2 жыл бұрын

      @Bedford Tax is set a certain level, whether you think it's too high or not. Jimmy essentially said idc about that, unlike most other people in the country I can afford a good accountant and in turn decide how much tax I think I should pay. This is unethical.
      The fact that you think because something isnt written down in law so therefore cannot be unethical is quite worrying.

    • Scott
      Scott 2 жыл бұрын +1

      @Bedford Well, it rebuts your argument that what is ethical is determined but why it is legal, or you don't need to worry about ethics, only what is legal. And if you still think it is pathetic then it must be because yours was such.

  • Nyle Levi
    Nyle Levi 2 жыл бұрын +12

    A suspicious amount of tax dodging jokes here... he wanted us all to know

  • OddlyGothic
    OddlyGothic 10 ай бұрын +4

    I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅

    • Unknown User
      Unknown User 10 ай бұрын +1

      … or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

  • Adithya Sudheer
    Adithya Sudheer 2 жыл бұрын +18

    Jimmy shaking his hand is the weirdest thing I've ever seen

  • bkbj8282
    bkbj8282 7 ай бұрын +1

    The real talent in the room are the camera operators who find these people IMMEDIATELY.

  • TheMattHatter
    TheMattHatter  Жыл бұрын +4

    I love how he made a joke about people not paying taxes...

  • Subterrain TV
    Subterrain TV 2 жыл бұрын +4

    Jimmy’s tax jokes aged well.

  • Στελλα Φραντζεσκακη

    thanks jim for the show now i understand.I love your show.

  • Uatu
    Uatu 2 жыл бұрын +8

    Those tax dodging jokes have really aged well, don't you think Jimmy?

  • Max McCann
    Max McCann  Жыл бұрын +2

    1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao

  • Tomb
    Tomb 2 жыл бұрын +19

    The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.

  • John Strelley
    John Strelley  Жыл бұрын +1

    I love his tax-dodging jokes...

  • ImmortalInflames
    ImmortalInflames 2 жыл бұрын +4

    Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!

  • RMA steph
    RMA steph 2 жыл бұрын +28

    I'd love to see jimmy but going to great britain from the usa is tad expensive so keep it coming youtube.

  • Neel4312
    Neel4312  Жыл бұрын +6

    Imagine Tracey and Steve got married and they tell their kids how the met lol

  • MrGutek1987
    MrGutek1987 11 ай бұрын +1

    Tracy heard Steven is a dentist and instantly decicded to date him 🤣🤣🤣

  • Fay Kouri
    Fay Kouri 2 жыл бұрын +3

    😂😂😂🇬🇷 you have me in stitches!

  • Some One
    Some One 2 жыл бұрын +13

    3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?"
    Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?"
    hahaha I'm dead xD

  • Andrew Stoten
    Andrew Stoten 2 жыл бұрын +8

    That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣

  • Azzyboi31
    Azzyboi31 2 жыл бұрын +1

    Fucking hilarious!! Best comedian 😂😂

  • nextari
    nextari 2 жыл бұрын +16

    14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!

  • Ms MKD
    Ms MKD  Жыл бұрын +1

    New jokes already Jimmy come on!! Your KZclip channel would be way more popular. Upload a new standup

  • Bosskie
    Bosskie 2 жыл бұрын +43

    5:23 best moment xD
    "Tracey....of course it fucking is"

    • steve hendon
      steve hendon  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Adrian Prieto Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

    • Adrian Prieto
      Adrian Prieto  Жыл бұрын +2

      I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

  • David Nolan
    David Nolan  Жыл бұрын

    How fast does Jimmy's mind work?🤣😂

  • IrishRepoMan
    IrishRepoMan 2 жыл бұрын +57

    "What's your name?"
    "Tracy"
    "... Of course it fuckin is"
    Exactly what I was thinking.

    • Jimin
      Jimin  Жыл бұрын

      @Princess The Guy oh haha!!

    • Princess The Guy
      Princess The Guy  Жыл бұрын +2

      @Jimin Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

    • Jimin
      Jimin  Жыл бұрын +2

      I don't understand 🙈

  • FlabbyAbi
    FlabbyAbi 2 жыл бұрын +94

    Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏

  • Zaheed M. Ahmed
    Zaheed M. Ahmed 2 жыл бұрын +23

    7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!

    • Spectrum-Video
      Spectrum-Video  Жыл бұрын +2

      @Freddie Brown either way, he still isn’t legal...

    • Freddie Brown
      Freddie Brown  Жыл бұрын +1

      I wonder if he's actually gay

  • Smegul14
    Smegul14 2 жыл бұрын +11

    Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol

  • Andrew Mcfadyen
    Andrew Mcfadyen  Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is a legend

  • Nathanosserc Nathan
    Nathanosserc Nathan 2 жыл бұрын +11

    Jimmy with the tax dodging joke didnt age well

    • Martin Willett
      Martin Willett 8 ай бұрын

      You do realise that Jimmy put this up on KZclip for you to watch for free? He's entertaining you for nothing. He has uploaded his DVD for you to see, knowing the jokes on it. The jokes work just fine without the audience knowing that he would later be involved in a clumsy entirely legal tax avoidance scheme.

  • Damian Tapley
    Damian Tapley  Жыл бұрын +3

    If you live in Australia, most of that spider story will happen to you eventually anyway.

  • Deborah Watson
    Deborah Watson  Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! 😂

  • DEAN IS HERE
    DEAN IS HERE 10 ай бұрын +3

    0:46 Paddy the Baddy UFC fighter in the house - he could have jumped up and stomped Jimmy into next week !!!

  • danny Ashton
    danny Ashton 2 жыл бұрын +51

    How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO

    • Alexander Heath
      Alexander Heath  Жыл бұрын +2

      That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

    • nextari
      nextari 2 жыл бұрын +4

      wtf. spot on lmao.

  • X -FIRE18
    X -FIRE18 2 жыл бұрын +29

    Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you
    Enjoy school 😂😂😂

    • K C
      K C  Жыл бұрын +3

      @hana vejvodova basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

    • hana vejvodova
      hana vejvodova 2 жыл бұрын +1

      WTF!!! TOTALY NOT IN MOOD FOR SCHOOL!!!

  • Jacob Dueholm
    Jacob Dueholm 2 жыл бұрын +5

    Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D

  • James Raven
    James Raven 2 жыл бұрын +11

    "Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!

  • FILNAT2011
    FILNAT2011 2 жыл бұрын +69

    Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date

    • RagingGoblin
      RagingGoblin 2 жыл бұрын +3

      @ojib wayne Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

    • ojib wayne
      ojib wayne 2 жыл бұрын +1

      After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ??
      At 5:23

    • X -FIRE18
      X -FIRE18 2 жыл бұрын +5

      Daddy how did you meet mommy
      Well...

  • Moderate- Look it up
    Moderate- Look it up 2 жыл бұрын +2

    Hold up...Jimmy Carr, on the Jimmy Carr channel, just took the piss out of an entire nation for not paying tax? For fucks sake, dude.