@Millie Reeves Twunk already has a definition, it's a portmanteau of twink and hunk, meaning someone who's small, slim and smooth-faced but somewhat built
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle. Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
Goodness, I was having such an awful week and 5 minutes in, I feel a noticeable improvement in my mental health. Infinite thanks, Dan. P.S. soft boye Howell looks great, although I completely understand your reservations with anything not in grayscale. I admire your courage. Looks fab.
@Skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
Imma be fr seeing Dan in a skirt felt like a hug from the inside. Idk there was just something so comforting in seeing him be delighted by it and spinning in it
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
that's why they had problems putting it in!! lmao to be fair your regular piercing holes do fit these thicker ones, a little pushing an then a little painful pressure but it's fine! lmao i've done it so much to the point one of my holes is definitely bigger than the rest bc for some reason that one didn't hurt as much as the other ones, whenever i did it, so i did it more and for longer and that's how you passively stretch your piercing holes, kids! lmao
@Sup DiggetyDawg was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
I feel like because it’s less scripted and more casual, he’s able to be a bit goofier and revert back into a meme (unintentionally of course). And honestly it’s kinda hard to not have fun when Phil is making his random comments.
Okay but some of these outfits were actually cute af on you man! The black jumper with the skirt? Slapped! Just needed to situate it on your hips right.the dark academia one wasnt to bad the orange tone was amazing on you so if you didnt like the turtleneck incorporate the color into other outfits it suits u!!!!the pink pants were a look and the crop top adds a layer of finesse I loved it!!
As I was laughing my eyes off I just noticed how fucking privileged we are that Dan is back. I love you, weirdo. Thank you for exposing yourself on the internet for our entertainment. 🖤
Dan said "I just peaked" after he caught the boots but honestly I thought he said "I just peed" until they played it back lmao 😭 I DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT??
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
1] Phans Only Dans 👀 Oh My 2] Dan & Phil calling eachother twinks, twunks, uncles and daddy twinks 3] Dan needs to wear more 80's style crop tops and shorts 4] They should let Harry Styles, Troy Sivan, Ross Butler, Eugene Lee Yang and Lil Nas X dress Dan 5] He needs some: Hawaiian shirts; swim shorts; a red sleeveless jacket, a long sleeve white shirt; a black 3/4 jeans; red & black sneakers; a red harness; classic Freddy Jones look; purple wrestling singlet; a proper manly warrior kilt; a budgie smuggler; Conan the Barbarian; Hot Canadian Lumberjack; Duncan from Total Drama Island; crimson BMX biker; very Pineapple : 🍍{underwear, shorts, shirt, socks, wrist band, head band, socks, sneakers, shades}🍍
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
Okay but honestly, if we take away the dan images on the last shirt and skirt, that outfit was amazing. The fit of that tight skirt with the tshirt looked so good? Like how?? I'd have never expected that!
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
dan has been bullying phil for ages about his age and phil got him back with that "you're at the edge of twink now" it took me 8 years to realize dan's not a teenager anymore
"This makes me wanna go outside and lick some mushrooms without googling if they're non-toxic." Good news! In theory you can lick all the mushrooms you want without consequences, since even the poisonous ones are only dangerous when ingested. There's a single bright red mushroom that only grows in Japan I would recommend staying away from, but otherwise: happy licking!
yay dan rocked these looks especially the skirt one, there's so much exploration to be done with gender expression even sticking to monochrome I love colors myself but my fav outfits are all black :3
I have been waiting for this since Phil's videos! Now I need to go back and watch them haha I love that you can tell a slight difference between what Dan's audience picks vs Phil's. Dan's audience is like "we know he will hate this but he would look so amazing in it" and Phil's is like "how best can we make him uncomfortable" lol. I absolutely love that Phil was here for this as well.
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@Millie Reeves Twunk already has a definition, it's a portmanteau of twink and hunk, meaning someone who's small, slim and smooth-faced but somewhat built
Cologne please :(
Maybe come to Tokyo?? I would love to introduce my husband to my side of the internet!!
I love it when Dan calls someone a “twat” omfg it always make me laugh. British insults are the best
Phil saying “do the dab” is the exact energy of a dad trying to take a posed picture of his kids
16:47
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
More men could do with wearing kilts, too, tbh.
In all seriousness the little bit of joy on Dan’s face when he tried on the skirt was very cute.
Him attempting to spin around only to frantically pat the skirt down LOL
ikr!!!! he seemed quite happy albeit a bit uncomfortable
Dan: you know what? I kinda like the top
The top: *a plain black shirt*
Ah yes, the improvement we were searching for, Daniel
But it's cropped 🤔
Exactly
LMFAOOO
In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
I’m hoping we can get the Louise episode soon
Wasn’t there two puppies and a kitten, which would make it 3 animals?
@Sky Blue she’s under the ‘2 friends’ section 😁
Don't forget Dodie!!
Break down friends to 1 family member. There's been 1 actual other person standard youtuber guest
I feel like not enough people in the comments are appreciated Dan's Shrek shirt
@invisibleabi they sell them on amazon in at least the US because I paused this video and immediately bought 4 without exaggeration lmao
Phil: “so would we all”
had me in stitches 😂
i need one like so bad
i wish there was a link i kinda want one
Agreed.
The fact that he completely buttoned the coat for the academia look is criminal
EXACTLY IT MADE ME SO INCREDIBLY ANGRY
no i was so hurt at the done up jacket and all of the looks that just needed the shirt to be unbuttoned
EXACTLY!
he looked like a weird guy in a van djksksksk
EXACTLYYYYYY NO WONDER HE LOOKED LIKE A TORY
Gosh, I freaking love this era of Dan and Phil! They are so much themselves and seem so much happier!
The Dan and Phil renaissance is here. And they said “fuck it we’re all adults now
Dan’s repeated line of “x is better than 8 years of therapy” makes me think maybe he needs a different therapist 😂
He _wrote a therapy book_
phils comments are so funny and always so accurate ?? like ‘you look like 4 kids in a trench coat’ ‘you look like you smell like a book’
“you look a bit tory”
“I feel you bully me on a golf course”
SO ON POINT
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
that's such a creative and accurate description!!
11:50 every skirt wearer knows the joys of spinning, and that lil "oop" when you get carried away and it goes too high lol
he was so real for that 😭
I will not ever get over Phil's disappointed, "Daniel" It's the only time he ever sounds older than Dan
The immediate disgust at being called a tory is such a mood
How offended Dan is that Phil doesn’t think he counts as a twink. 😂
Well, he's trying to appear fuckable. Eliminating him from the twink category goes against that
@Stickomg I died
Danisnotatwink
TWUNK
I’m commenting so this remains the top comment 🤣
the conclusion is: dan looks amazing in skirts
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle.
Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
Anyone who wants the time stamp: 8:37
17:04 "they're really comfortable" im gonna cry
My guess if we controlled Dan’s eating or sleeping, we just want him to get a nice 8 hours and 3 square meals a day
Plus snacks
id throw in a couple extra hours to make up for his sleepless nights n some yummy snacks too
another 19 minutes of watching dan suffer. living life to the fullest
🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell are there like no comments
real shit
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
@Kellin Ward jeans work too, but if he goes with skirts he can keep the "*swishes skirt* oooOOOooo" factor and show off his nice legs xD
or jeans!!!
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
exactly!!
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
as a man who wears dresses and skirts a lot regularly, dan in that plaid skirt put years on my life
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
even though dan has been uploading regularly, every tuesday i open youtube and am shocked to see this weeks dystopia daily
@jac manders SAME
i get so excited as if it hasn't been happening regularly lmao
Same
@Theodore Miller same lmaooo
@jac manders mood
finally the sibling to Phil's video we've always wanted!!!!
Phil's voice here brings so much comfort. Thank you for bringing him to the show.
Goodness, I was having such an awful week and 5 minutes in, I feel a noticeable improvement in my mental health. Infinite thanks, Dan.
P.S. soft boye Howell looks great, although I completely understand your reservations with anything not in grayscale. I admire your courage. Looks fab.
My favorite part of these types of videos is when Phil says something Dan looks into the camera like "can you believe this guy?"
The long awaited video has arrived. Phil did it and the internet demanded that Dan does it.
IDK why but I thought it was a fever dream I had because he didn’t upload it sooner (I’m so excited for this)
Wasn't that like the Toilet Tag
I surprised the “furry” outfit didn’t have a clip on tail 😂 Also, Dan’s laugh always manages to make me smile, hope you’re having fun! 😊
dan’s laugh at 06:12 got me dying 😭
"Pretend you look good" is top quality advice, really!
this is the hardest i’ve heard him laugh in a while 😭
"YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE THREE CHILDREN WEARING A TRENCHCOAT BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE"
- PHIL LESTER, THE MOST SUPPORTIVE FRIEND
Hehe
@Kat I can tell what they said just from this reply. You are absolutely correct to call them out.
@Skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
Dan in a skirt is somehow the most wholesome thing ever 🥰
Imma be fr seeing Dan in a skirt felt like a hug from the inside. Idk there was just something so comforting in seeing him be delighted by it and spinning in it
the scream after Phil read the gamer shirt sent me😂
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
I'm certain dan's mushroom earring provided to him was actually a belly button piercing HAHA
@Sup DiggetyDawg same! I know how it feels to shove a bigger earring into a regular sized piercing 😅
that's why they had problems putting it in!! lmao to be fair your regular piercing holes do fit these thicker ones, a little pushing an then a little painful pressure but it's fine! lmao i've done it so much to the point one of my holes is definitely bigger than the rest bc for some reason that one didn't hurt as much as the other ones, whenever i did it, so i did it more and for longer and that's how you passively stretch your piercing holes, kids! lmao
@Sup DiggetyDawg was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
@Sup DiggetyDawgSame 😂
100% is 😂😂😂😂
This is the first Dystopia Daily video where I feel like Dan looks like he's genuinely having lots of fun
I feel like all the ones with Phil are just more fun bc it's way less scripted and just two friends talking
I feel like because it’s less scripted and more casual, he’s able to be a bit goofier and revert back into a meme (unintentionally of course). And honestly it’s kinda hard to not have fun when Phil is making his random comments.
Also suffering but that's normal Dan
The dialogue... the camering... the deadpan... the tears... what a masterpiece
these outfit videos are actually the freaking best
16:53 i wAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THE SHOES 🤣
Let’s be for real for a moment, he looks so good in that skirt…
Okay but some of these outfits were actually cute af on you man! The black jumper with the skirt? Slapped! Just needed to situate it on your hips right.the dark academia one wasnt to bad the orange tone was amazing on you so if you didnt like the turtleneck incorporate the color into other outfits it suits u!!!!the pink pants were a look and the crop top adds a layer of finesse I loved it!!
Not Daniel exposing why I've always struggled with skirts and dresses by describing the emotional comfort and protection that skinny jeans provide 😭🤯
As I was laughing my eyes off I just noticed how fucking privileged we are that Dan is back. I love you, weirdo. Thank you for exposing yourself on the internet for our entertainment. 🖤
Dan walking angrily with his own face on his butt is the funniest thing in the world
Dan said "I just peaked" after he caught the boots but honestly I thought he said "I just peed" until they played it back lmao 😭 I DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT??
The pastel outfit would look great at a step-grandparent’s bbq. Nod to Jenna Marbles’ outfits video when Julien kept saying it.
I just wanna feel say, I feel attacked because I have that exact “I’m a gamer…” T-shirt. 😅I feel like I should burn it now after that reaction. 😂
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
petition for Dan to do a drag makeover
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
ABSOLUTELY
OH MY GODS that would be amazing. Please.
HE FUCKING BETTER OMG
Okay but the star sweater and skirt is such a look, Dan. And we all know from the Halloween sexy nun look, you can rock the hell out of a dress/skirt!
I now have multiple screenshots of Dan dabbing as a budget furry👏🏻👏🏻
The furry look already had me giggling but I full on burst out laughing when it panned down to the shoes
1] Phans Only Dans 👀 Oh My
2] Dan & Phil calling eachother twinks, twunks, uncles and daddy twinks
3] Dan needs to wear more 80's style crop tops and shorts
4] They should let Harry Styles, Troy Sivan, Ross Butler, Eugene Lee Yang and Lil Nas X dress Dan
5] He needs some: Hawaiian shirts; swim shorts; a red sleeveless jacket, a long sleeve white shirt; a black 3/4 jeans; red & black sneakers; a red harness; classic Freddy Jones look; purple wrestling singlet; a proper manly warrior kilt; a budgie smuggler; Conan the Barbarian; Hot Canadian Lumberjack; Duncan from Total Drama Island; crimson BMX biker; very Pineapple : 🍍{underwear, shorts, shirt, socks, wrist band, head band, socks, sneakers, shades}🍍
regarding 4), what an all-star lineup
Dan is literally Wednesday Addams, breaking out in hives at color
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
It took me exactly 4 seconds to find the comment about Wednesday I knew had to be here somewhere
I was waiting for this comparison lol
😂😂😂
eating dinner and getting to watch another episode of d.d. truly makes me feel like an ipad kid, what a time to be alive
I love when Dan does fashion videos. I need more of Dan roasting fashion.
The rainbow outfit simultaneously healed me emotionally and called me a slur all in one breath
I am so happy I watched this video today. I was crying for hours earlier, and this is exactly what I needed.
sweet revenge for Phil😂 I liked it even more than I probably should
Okay but honestly, if we take away the dan images on the last shirt and skirt, that outfit was amazing. The fit of that tight skirt with the tshirt looked so good? Like how?? I'd have never expected that!
I would love a video where Dan met with a professional stylist
Some of those were really cute though! I loved the blue outfit the best.
I've missed Dan screaming like he's back on the gaming channel
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
This actually made me cackle for the first time in a while. Thanks Dan!
The last outfit was amazing. That was hilarious.
Dan wearing blue and reacting like a cat wearing a harness for the first time is very on brand
this video was everything I needed it to be 10/10 joint content and dan screaming about being humiliated what more could you want
I LIVE for dan in a skirt. He should embrace it, it looks incredible
Actually yeah Dan, having Twitter make your decisions for a day would be a fire Distopia Daily
High school was pretty traumatising for me too Dan. We’re doing it though! Proud of you :)
I think this is my favorite episode so far.
dan has been bullying phil for ages about his age and phil got him back with that "you're at the edge of twink now"
it took me 8 years to realize dan's not a teenager anymore
8
Phil's true revenge on this video 🤣🤣
8:41 listen to this with your eyes closed
Open works, as well. 🤭
I NEED a part 2 of this!
The “librarian” outfit really had Wilbur vibes 😂 imma say it was the classes
i was gonna say how cute the skirt was then he yelled Dont Laugh now im laughing
each fit gets progressively more questionable i love it
@Daniel Howell i didn’t even realize you replied HUH ILY
@Daniel Howell I'm genuinely going to start wearing that shirt to uni just to alienate people
@Daniel Howell I love shrekcore 😍
there is nothing questionable about 'swamp sl*t'
We need MORE viewers choose outfits. This is video made my day even the whole week. I laugh so hard 😂
I'm literally shitting my pants this was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
"This makes me wanna go outside and lick some mushrooms without googling if they're non-toxic."
Good news! In theory you can lick all the mushrooms you want without consequences, since even the poisonous ones are only dangerous when ingested. There's a single bright red mushroom that only grows in Japan I would recommend staying away from, but otherwise: happy licking!
yay dan rocked these looks especially the skirt one, there's so much exploration to be done with gender expression even sticking to monochrome I love colors myself but my fav outfits are all black :3
i’m genuinely in tears from laughing. this is amazing.
I can't believe nobody on set mentioned that the green mushroom sweater outfit kinda looks like shaggy 😂
I have been waiting for this since Phil's videos! Now I need to go back and watch them haha I love that you can tell a slight difference between what Dan's audience picks vs Phil's. Dan's audience is like "we know he will hate this but he would look so amazing in it" and Phil's is like "how best can we make him uncomfortable" lol. I absolutely love that Phil was here for this as well.
Loved this video! You guys have brought me such joy for over a decade
This is the most I’ve laughed watching a Dystopia Daily vid 😂
The editing on this video was perfection ✨✨✨
Thanks for making me literally laugh out loud during a really bad mental health week
The second outfit (the pinstriped suit) would look gorgeous if it was higher quality 😭
5:00 the soft boi dan outfit needs to be given to phil if dan isn’t gonna wear it cause that outfit actually slaps
Foreshadowing 😂
Agreed I literally told my friend it was more of a Phil outfit
I second this motion
i need that sweater
he looked cute in it, definitely softer. It would suit Phil for sure
Phil: Do the dab!
Dan: * makes the saddest face i've ever seen him make *
love knowing that dodie has that last shirt with dans face on it ❤
omg she does?!
Why does Dan wearing the minions costume look like a yellow version of Where's Waldo 😭😭😭
watching this makes me realize how much i’ve missed you mr furry