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  • Leeroy
    Leeroy Ай бұрын +41802

    Mmnn square food

  • That One Marveller
    That One Marveller Ай бұрын +32367

    The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

    • Finley Quartz
      Finley Quartz 21 күн бұрын +1

      I was just about to say the same thing.

    • Wolfan Terror
      Wolfan Terror 26 күн бұрын

      @TheSecondBeef I just looked it up and I honestly can't find anyone else reporting it who don't just give PETA as the source. The 'investigation' was done by PETA, so I'd take it all with a very large grain of salt. Normally I don't believe a word kill shelters say.

    • Nanakirima
      Nanakirima 27 күн бұрын

      @TheSecondBeef wuh oh his latest upload is sponsored by hellofresh

    • Juvia Loxar
      Juvia Loxar Ай бұрын

      Or HelloFresh

    • Salve ASMR
      Salve ASMR Ай бұрын

      Its a low hanging fruit.

  • Charlie Nowlin
    Charlie Nowlin Ай бұрын +6521

    i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

    • Homo Alone
      Homo Alone 29 күн бұрын +1

      if you dont poison your wife, are you even a good husband?

    • Paxychi
      Paxychi Ай бұрын +8

      @Erin Rose Crisman now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭

    • Ipsita Agarwal
      Ipsita Agarwal Ай бұрын +2

      That’s so funny 😂

    • Engaging Athena
      Engaging Athena Ай бұрын +67

      tbf amanda ate them very willingly

    • jacob99503
      jacob99503 Ай бұрын +136

      When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.

  • JollyRanchrrrs
    JollyRanchrrrs Ай бұрын +3902

    I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute

    • jackrabbit
      jackrabbit 23 күн бұрын +1

      god ikr, when they finished i was like "oh can't wait for the next batch of squares!" then it just stopped 0_0

    • Brian Aitken
      Brian Aitken Ай бұрын

      I think this is his 2nd or 3rd shortest video ever

    • Not the cutest animal
      Not the cutest animal Ай бұрын +16

      @Enki He’s a commentary channel foremost, not a food review channel hahaha. Commentators gunna commentate man

    • moth
      moth Ай бұрын

      nice icon

    • Lar Fee
      Lar Fee Ай бұрын

      @Enki video could be 30 secs long if he was even faster? But who fucking cares, ppl come here for content, not 3 min long essays, yes, you are wrong

  • YouTube
    YouTube Ай бұрын +5929

    i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares

    • barack hussien obungus jr
      barack hussien obungus jr 10 күн бұрын +1

      cringe

    • Cheese Man
      Cheese Man 18 күн бұрын

      @KORN I love Korn

    • Shokolade
      Shokolade 24 күн бұрын

      @Jhonathan bank no way

    • Polaris :D
      Polaris :D Ай бұрын

      Big corporations stop trying to be relatable on social media as a way to make them seem less like the heartless cash farms they really are challenge (impossible)

    • Butter Does Stuff Maybe
      Butter Does Stuff Maybe Ай бұрын

      @Kham XVIII why? It’s the real KZclip

  • Xamag
    Xamag Ай бұрын +708

    Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive

    • Beyond Willine
      Beyond Willine 21 күн бұрын +3

      Yellow sauce is nutss

    • DaRt
      DaRt 23 күн бұрын +8

      food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude

    • the nether baddie
      the nether baddie 28 күн бұрын +18

      i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol

  • megan m
    megan m Ай бұрын +2930

    drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • Bee
      Bee 15 сағат бұрын

      Y’all this is also a symptom of anemia, get your iron checked love you

    • Simon A.
      Simon A. 29 күн бұрын +14

      well I am a male, but I admit I do have the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • BlueFrostTouch91
      BlueFrostTouch91 Ай бұрын

      @Cheyenne Pliot y

    • Parker Knight
      Parker Knight Ай бұрын +8

      @Jennifer Dunstan considering it’s more common in females, that makes it feminine. And no, pica is not a product of trauma. It’s most common in anemic people, pregnant people, and schizophrenic people. It has almost nothing to do with abuse.

    • Jennifer Dunstan
      Jennifer Dunstan Ай бұрын

      @Parker Knighthoney that's not feminine that's a product of trauma mainly caused by abuse

  • TheKitKatLizard
    TheKitKatLizard Ай бұрын +1111

    For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square.
    You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.

    • Alexandra McGinnis
      Alexandra McGinnis Ай бұрын +16

      Seriously? I was thinking “honestly could be good for some disability that result in being able to eat less or less motivation toward eating”(eating disorders and to some extent ADHD occasionally). But like having to eat 30 ruin the whole point of it

    • jezza boi
      jezza boi Ай бұрын

      @ケルシーKels 😎

    • ケルシーKels
      ケルシーKels Ай бұрын

      @jezza boi lol is that a dougdoug reference

    • Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
      Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid Ай бұрын +10

      @Aidan Warren "Normal beans? That's for poor, uncultured people!"

    • Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
      Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid Ай бұрын +11

      @April JK They know people will pay out the butt for a fleeting second to feel 'upper class futuristic'.

  • Noah Craig
    Noah Craig Ай бұрын +803

    The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.

  • Minzy
    Minzy Ай бұрын +586

    I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.

  • Michelle
    Michelle Ай бұрын +1681

    As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo

    • Brekfastmachine
      Brekfastmachine Ай бұрын +36

      @Unphysically Literal Abstractionist It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.

    • R J
      R J Ай бұрын +8

      Vivian might be an evil genius

    • Unphysically Literal Abstractionist
      Unphysically Literal Abstractionist Ай бұрын +28

      That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?

    • Ridho Samudro
      Ridho Samudro Ай бұрын +143

      @Ella Well I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean

    • Ella Well
      Ella Well Ай бұрын +174

      Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh

  • sidonie gabrielle
    sidonie gabrielle Ай бұрын +8309

    i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

    • Tryy Oncemore
      Tryy Oncemore 14 күн бұрын +1

      Right? 😆 Thought it was fake at first

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Ай бұрын +2

      Squarespace + Hello Fresh + Express VPN =
      Exsquace VPFresh

    • mossyxsnaiils!!
      mossyxsnaiils!! Ай бұрын

      @StuffandThings hello shark, you get to be brutally killed by a shark now with 20% off! side effects may include: death, your entire family mourning you, severe injury, being trapped in hell with that one dog that never stops barking. terms and conditions apply.

    • - Av -
      - Av - Ай бұрын +3

      @James Z hellospace

    • funkyfruit
      funkyfruit Ай бұрын +8

      im so highly disappointed it wasnt sponsored by hello fresh smh

  • One Way Street
    One Way Street Ай бұрын +286

    The size of that fork had me chuckling for longer than anyone would expect

  • Lovelee Dreamer
    Lovelee Dreamer Ай бұрын +187

    If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.

  • Jason Megill
    Jason Megill Ай бұрын +131

    To be honest, I love that Drew and Danny are finally doing drastically different things with their hair so people don't say that they are the same person

  • Em
    Em Ай бұрын +135

    I’ve basically just been watching this video on repeat. It’s so comforting. Like hanging out with your older brother and his cool girlfriend.

    • amshley hihihi
      amshley hihihi 9 күн бұрын +3

      @xSaorix Haha, I don’t think this person literally meant they saw Drew as an older brother. Probably that they feel that sense of familiarity and comfort with his content because his videos are nice. People like to connect with the videos they watch. Now, really, you should get a life yourself.

    • juice box
      juice box 23 күн бұрын

      @xSaorix i want to be as corny as you when i grow up

    • Mary
      Mary 25 күн бұрын +9

      @xSaorix Yes, you mindlessly reply to strangers negatively, probably because you cant keep your attention on just the video, while telling on yourself and where you are at mentally. Like I said, feel better.

    • xSaorix
      xSaorix 25 күн бұрын

      @Mary bitter about what lol? I usually scroll through the comments on KZclip videos and reply here and there. I replied to ur comment about being high (I find drugs disgusting) and then this cuz I found it weird to obsessively replay a KZclip video thinking a KZclipr is some friend.
      I’m not “out to project”. What would I even be projecting

    • Mary
      Mary 25 күн бұрын +6

      @xSaorix oh so its just bitter and using the comments to project 😂 you’re one of those, got it!

  • ⚙Cloudy Pine⚙
    ⚙Cloudy Pine⚙ Ай бұрын +122

    I really like the concept, because as a person with SPD, have trouble with eating certain shapes or textures of food, such as scrambled eggs, or chips that are any shape other than perfectly round, half of a round, or completely crushed. For someone like me, it would be good to have a simple square so you can eat the food that you want, even if the texture would normally prevent you from doing so.
    I just don't like the execution. The texture still seems strange, and the taste is lacking. It is also WAAYY too expensive. I think it could have been done better if the food was simply made and shaped into squares, instead of being gross food Jello.

    • ღ .Lu. ღ
      ღ .Lu. ღ 20 күн бұрын +2

      Exactly! They would really help me to eat more food, but the execution is poor.

    • Alexander K.
      Alexander K. 22 күн бұрын +3

      I have a thing where I can get really weirded out by how food looks so I personally love the idea of food that low-key looks like minecraft half-blocks. Hopefully other people will explore this concept. A product like this that actually tastes good and isn't so overpriced could be awesome

    • Daryissaplayz 231
      Daryissaplayz 231 Ай бұрын +6

      Blender. Put everything in a blender. I wish to put all of my food in a blender to make my ARFID leave me alone.

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    • Lisa Simpson
      Lisa Simpson Ай бұрын +24

      I was scrolling looking for comments related to this! I immediately thought of ASD utility, theres loads of ppl on the spectrum that would love to have their mealtime routines this perfectly reliably regulated… no weird “oh just try it!” surprises lol 🙌
      buuut while the simplification & regularity is good, it would still need to be much more customizable to individual sensitivities (like i think texture would be an important option among other things). Still think it would be a cool niche-service for someone to explore.

  • Mekarus
    Mekarus Ай бұрын +450

    "They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂

    • Charlie Rossington-Smith
      Charlie Rossington-Smith 15 күн бұрын

      @Daryissaplayz 231 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10

    • Daryissaplayz 231
      Daryissaplayz 231 Ай бұрын +2

      As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"

    • Brian
      Brian Ай бұрын +7

      @Mekarus Welcome! It's just what I do

    • Mekarus
      Mekarus Ай бұрын +13

      @Brian 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏

    • Brian
      Brian Ай бұрын +13

      NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP

  • Titus Muzi
    Titus Muzi Ай бұрын +115

    Is anyone else really impressed with the actual chicken Drew made? Damn that looks perfect 😮

  • Another idiot
    Another idiot Ай бұрын +49

    Drew and drew are literally the best couple they’re so cute together

  • Buttercup
    Buttercup Ай бұрын +11942

    This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

    • z Jay
      z Jay 24 күн бұрын +1

      The fact that the company didn't think of this is heartbreaking

    • CloudyLemon
      CloudyLemon 24 күн бұрын +1

      Æå

    • Owlblocks David
      Owlblocks David Ай бұрын +2

      XD
      Impressive comment.

    • Ella Well
      Ella Well Ай бұрын

      Don't forget to squeet your squinach

    • DomInator
      DomInator Ай бұрын +2

      Lmao you got me, I gotta give you that one

  • Kevin Baldwin
    Kevin Baldwin Ай бұрын +28

    I can’t tell if Amanda is using oversized silverware, or if she is just very tiny with normal silverware

  • QOS Supreme
    QOS Supreme Ай бұрын +57

    Just imagining Vivian sitting at her desk watching this, high asf; “my life is now in your hands” 😳

  • kolechia
    kolechia Ай бұрын +8

    honestly i'd really love something like this due to sensory issues and an eating disorder that makes meal times just so stressful for me but those prices are ridiculous, not to mention the texture just looks like it'd give me more issues instead.

  • melba303
    melba303 Ай бұрын +251

    This is what we did to food at the retirement center we worked at. Thick puree we made or bought in a mold. We had little carrot molds and chicken molds, pea molds… edit, this was for people who had problems chewing or swallowing not everyone 😂

    • Erika
      Erika Ай бұрын +10

      Hospitals do this too for ppl with swallowing disorders/difficulties too like you said! :D But patients don't like the look so it's pretty unappealing, maybe this square would be more appealing? I highly doubt it tho lol

    • M Sd
      M Sd Ай бұрын +19

      Ahh but see, this makes sense though! Puréed food for people who can’t chew is a way better pitch than “hey, what if all food came in little squares? That would be better, right?”

  • HL S
    HL S Ай бұрын +7

    The moment Drew took those old squares out of the fridge and started looking at their slimy, broken insides, I gagged. It reminds me of those "extra healthy" protein bars that promise absolutely nothing bad for you ever but taste and have the texture of drying concrete.

    • Daryissaplayz 231
      Daryissaplayz 231 Ай бұрын

      Read that as dying concrete and maybe that's a better way to explain the texture

  • limeadenectar
    limeadenectar Ай бұрын +22

    I like to imagine during Drew & Amanda’s wedding instead of a kiss they just dapped each other up like at 12:29 just goin “gg wp”

  • Üüt, die Godzilla
    Üüt, die Godzilla Ай бұрын +2

    Reviewer: "Your microvave food tastes awful!"
    Square foods: "Well, then don't put it in a microwave. (Duh!)"
    Aah, finally I learned why this is called "convenience food" - because the "apologies" to bad reviews barely create any effort. 🙄

  • Dragon Dude Collecting
    Dragon Dude Collecting Ай бұрын +8

    It’s giving Jamie Oliver showing kids how chicken nuggets are made and they say ew gross but when they see the nuggets at the end they’re like mmmmm yum. It’s very that energy.

  • Ivan Driggs
    Ivan Driggs Ай бұрын +7799

    I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
    "That's a weird thing to put on the news"
    Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

    • Guido Guido
      Guido Guido Ай бұрын

      That was so funny

    • Kaleb Peters
      Kaleb Peters Ай бұрын +2

      It's those little details that keep me coming back for every video Drew produces

    • Cat Splat
      Cat Splat Ай бұрын +1

      @Hector Canizales LMAO

    • B. Ryan Bushman
      B. Ryan Bushman Ай бұрын +1

      I legit laughed so hard that was so good

    • Colin Kester
      Colin Kester Ай бұрын

      same it was perfect haha

  • Filament Flashback
    Filament Flashback Ай бұрын +13

    I think that little bit of encouragement you gave her at the end was genuine and it made my day.

  • ShallowVA
    ShallowVA Ай бұрын +157

    “Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.

    • Rune Anonymous
      Rune Anonymous Ай бұрын +13

      @Kitten Cutie 707 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.

    • Kitten Cutie 707
      Kitten Cutie 707 Ай бұрын +2

      Pls tell me it's just mustard

  • Scooby Dooby Doo
    Scooby Dooby Doo Ай бұрын +9

    This company really said “you know regular food? Let’s congeal it!” and the Goodens ran with it

  • Kat Lord
    Kat Lord Ай бұрын +6

    My need for a particular texture of food and my hatred of food touching other food is satisfied by this. But it’s still gross looking….idk fam. 😂

  • buggyboy420
    buggyboy420 Ай бұрын +34434

    I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

  • Callie
    Callie Ай бұрын +8

    Drew is the only creator who can trick me into watching what I think is a bit, keep me interested and captivated enough to not realize that this is a long bit, and then casually just move into the sponsor portion within the bit forcing me to watch it in order to finish the bit

  • PandaPan
    PandaPan Ай бұрын +7

    Super enjoyable ending lmao, I love your videos, they're silly and they make me happy. :)

  • mrcheesemunch
    mrcheesemunch Ай бұрын +1

    You know...I actually kind of love the idea, if they had a whole meals worth of calories they'd be a great kind of survival food if they could be preserved, or maybe just for hiking to save some weight.
    There's an idea there.
    But I don't think they're hitting the mark with it here...like at all.

  • The Last Man on Earth
    The Last Man on Earth Ай бұрын +2

    I think that is honestly the largest silverware I've ever seen in my life. I don't think Amanda is the smallest woman I've ever seen in my life, so I'm going to assume it's just giant ass silverware

  • sammie
    sammie Ай бұрын +11

    I like how they said secret sauce and then listed the ingredients

  • dumb loser
    dumb loser Ай бұрын +1

    i love how in sync amanda and drews humor and personalities are

  • Vivian
    Vivian Ай бұрын +13

    I wasn’t paying attention to the actual video and just listening and when he said my name and trusted me with his life I was very caught off guard 😂

  • Miu Chi
    Miu Chi Ай бұрын +2

    I love when you two do videos together- like your personalities complement each other’s

  • Little Heck
    Little Heck Ай бұрын +1359

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • The Last Man on Earth
      The Last Man on Earth Ай бұрын +12

      @Jared yep, that's the distinction there! I can say garlic, butter, oregano and salt. And you can mix all those things together and maybe come up with something good, or something terrible. The portions of each ingredient matter massively

    • Jared
      Jared Ай бұрын +21

      the proportions are more important than the ingredients to get exact taste. The coca-cola recipe is a massive secret, but we still know all the ingredients.

    • Strange Hufflepuff
      Strange Hufflepuff Ай бұрын +88

      Tbf, for labeling reasons they are legally required to make ingredients accessible

  • Candy
    Candy Ай бұрын +1

    You and Amanda are such a fun couple 😀 I love when she’s in your videos because you make each other laugh.
    But, yeah the concept of this square food thing is bizarre and not on my radar. I love cooking and couldn’t imagine wasting money on this. I think this maybe for people who have trouble swallowing in a nursing home 😂

  • sensupreme
    sensupreme Ай бұрын

    ill never not appreciate how drew always puts effort into his sponsors, i never skip them and its so fun i luv it

  • Maryellen Parmenter
    Maryellen Parmenter Ай бұрын +3

    Bumper stickers for dogs actually sounds like a good idea tbh

  • Six String Epic
    Six String Epic Ай бұрын +2

    I just want to say that Drew is so good at making sponsored ads that I don't ever skip them. I skip everyone else's, but I never skip a Drew Gooden ad, it's wild. I'm just amazed that he could get me to buy anything lol

  • Aggytuit
    Aggytuit Ай бұрын +4173

    I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

    • nagito komaeda
      nagito komaeda Ай бұрын +1

      @Walabix Ha! the food at the hospital i go to is really good. at least in the cafeteria.

    • cloverlovania
      cloverlovania Ай бұрын

      @felix kranken HA HA HA HA

    • Sugarnthre ##
      Sugarnthre ## Ай бұрын +2

      @Walabix Ha! dang while my airplane food is sucks and my hospital food is so good,i really love it

    • --
      -- Ай бұрын +1

      ive had some amazing plane food before . its gotten so much better

    • A Ro
      A Ro Ай бұрын +5

      "Are you tired of airplane food? Yes? Well tough fucking luck ♡"

  • - Av -
    - Av - Ай бұрын +3

    they're not even squares, they're cuboids.

  • farheen samad
    farheen samad Ай бұрын +3

    The ad read was so funny and entertaining that I didn't skip it. And I always skip ads. I love Drew's skits. So funny. :D Amanda and Drew together are so cute.

  • JSS
    JSS Ай бұрын +60

    I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.

    • lini002
      lini002 Ай бұрын +9

      yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian

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  • Ioana Sandulescu
    Ioana Sandulescu Ай бұрын +3

    Amanda color matching with the squares is so cute.

  • Niniel
    Niniel Ай бұрын +3769

    Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

    • wasMitNetzen
      wasMitNetzen Ай бұрын +2

      @Worst Username In the World @EclipseINF Something along the lines of "you need new hobbies"

    • Worst Username In the World
      Worst Username In the World Ай бұрын

      @wasMitNetzen do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?

    • Eclipse
      Eclipse Ай бұрын

      @wasMitNetzen what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔

    • J.J. Shank
      J.J. Shank Ай бұрын

      @UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed KZclip comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
      ...
      I've always wanted to say that! :D

    • Max
      Max Ай бұрын +21

      @Aya Saka people in the KZclip comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol

  • Kennedy Davis
    Kennedy Davis Ай бұрын

    Drew, please post more content! I love it and look for your videos everyday. Your videos have brought me so much joy! Thanks! ❤

  • Socky
    Socky Ай бұрын +4

    Man took square meals to a whole new level

  • No one in particular
    No one in particular Ай бұрын

    I'd actually love a ready made meal that has everything I need to be healthy IF it wasn't as expensive. Like 15$ for 60 Calories is horrendously bad considering most people need 2000 a day.
    A weekly shipment tailored to each individual taking their calory intake and preferences into account could habe potential imo.

  • APersonOnTheInternet
    APersonOnTheInternet Ай бұрын +2

    It looks like mochi and I kind of want to eat it? It looks appetizing. If I didn't know it was fucking broccoli and chicken, I would have thought it was matcha or peach mochi and stuffed it in my mouth before being very disappointed.

  • Ruby
    Ruby Ай бұрын +2908

    drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

    • Luka [biptari]
      Luka [biptari] Ай бұрын +3

      @David Bronstein i dunno, i think the mental health product video was pretty high effort

    • Cat Splat
      Cat Splat Ай бұрын +1

      @David Bronstein I think he's going through something, based on some of the stuff he says in videos recently. He keeps mentioning his anxiety etc.

    • David Bronstein
      David Bronstein Ай бұрын

      @Buckethead That explains why they've been so low effort lately.

    • Max Bracegirdle
      Max Bracegirdle Ай бұрын +5

      I hope he doesn't just upload 12 minute videos, I love 40minute-1h videos, no matter who the creator is

    • FrostySkeletons
      FrostySkeletons Ай бұрын +6

      I thought this felt short

  • Ignightroad
    Ignightroad Ай бұрын

    Huh. As someone with a difficulty swallowing foods, I wonder if something like this would actually help?

  • John Chapman
    John Chapman Ай бұрын +1

    The little cut at the end of the add where you look confused at sitting you starting to talk.
    Subtle and very well done. Hahaha

  • Stan The Bland
    Stan The Bland Ай бұрын +2

    I appreciate how you put effort in doing your captions

  • Lumine
    Lumine Ай бұрын +3

    this feels like one of those ai generated script video things where after drew made it look through his videos, it took the squarespace (which it took a bit too literally at this point) and hellofresh sponsors and merged them together

  • Toomany Francis
    Toomany Francis Ай бұрын +5847

    I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

    • Roach Roachin'
      Roach Roachin' Ай бұрын

      @gvild by bible-bashing?

    • gvild
      gvild Ай бұрын

      @Froggyur calculus for love thy neighbour is coincidentally exactly what your political ideology is im sure!

    • gvild
      gvild Ай бұрын

      @Roach Roachin' its not the 90s anymore idiot atheism is cool and trendy now, christians are merely being as belligerent as atheists were back then.

    • theMyofMy
      theMyofMy Ай бұрын +1

      @Jesus Saves! among us babies

    • Roach Roachin'
      Roach Roachin' Ай бұрын

      @gvild No one would be making quips if christians didn't just pop up out of nowhere to try and convert people. That's kinda rude ngl

  • Nosliw837
    Nosliw837 Ай бұрын +1

    I get all my life lessons from Danny playing those Todd Todder segments. Thanks, Todd!

  • Stealing Fire
    Stealing Fire Ай бұрын +2

    I love the lines at 12:18 because technically it is future food to people from the 80s, so I guess that if someone in the 80s envisioned this as future food, they would be kinda right? I guess?

  • wombatpandaa
    wombatpandaa Ай бұрын +13

    4:30 "speaking of which, this video is sponsored by Hello Fresh"

    • Muntasir Aman Sami
      Muntasir Aman Sami 4 күн бұрын

      Hello fresh is not pre-made food. You still have to cook the meals yourself.

  • Well I'm me
    Well I'm me Ай бұрын

    It’s hard to enjoy this video with Amanda’s boyfriend sneaking in at the start but ok
    The sausage thing was funny, I think my brother would eat this too even if he dislikes sausages lmao

  • Lotus the Mermaid
    Lotus the Mermaid Ай бұрын +3856

    My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

    • lithiumkid
      lithiumkid Ай бұрын

      @jbmp1390 woah take it easy man

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye Ай бұрын +9

      Grill marks make it go faster.

    • WeaponizedWii
      WeaponizedWii Ай бұрын +5

      And you call them squares despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

    • Setashi
      Setashi Ай бұрын +6

      They stole Burger King's whole flow.

    • Sven Bengtsson
      Sven Bengtsson Ай бұрын +33

      I don't know if I buy in to it, but it does help me visually. I eat a lot of vegetarian half processed food, and they are often decorated with these fake grill marks. It just makes it look more appetizing to me, which makes it easier for me to eat it since i sometimes struggle with my appetite. I don't know if that applies here tho, I doubt that these cubes are salvageable lol

  • Lethalboom
    Lethalboom Ай бұрын +1

    I’ll hop in on this technology when they fit a whole meal into something I can swallow without chewing

  • DaniTheDead
    DaniTheDead Ай бұрын +1

    Drew's sponsor parts are the best! Never skipping them😁

  • Link Bird
    Link Bird Ай бұрын +2

    Everyone always asks "why did they do that," but no one ever asks "how did they do that."

  • Baelen Kaufmann
    Baelen Kaufmann Ай бұрын +3

    I guess it really is hip to be square

  • What Ever
    What Ever Ай бұрын +6055

    I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

    • goink osu
      goink osu Ай бұрын

      @Punky Jewster Well I have acid reflux, so no I don't think I do

    • Punky Jewster
      Punky Jewster Ай бұрын

      @goink osu you must have a stomach stronger than god’s
      Edit op we are not talking about fruit jello. Op. We are talking about *hot dog salad*

    • Punky Jewster
      Punky Jewster Ай бұрын

      @Harits Andhika Nugroho “an awful dystopian future where everyone is either mega rich or in comparative to abject poverty” haha yeah that’s a hypothetical still and everyone believes me right

    • Punky Jewster
      Punky Jewster Ай бұрын +1

      White people nightmare food makes a confusing comeback

    • goink osu
      goink osu Ай бұрын +1

      @NuStrings My grandparents like to make a sweet fruit salad with jello pieces, whipped cream, slices of oranges, strawberries, apple, etc. I think it's somewhat regional

  • Karl Wünsche
    Karl Wünsche Ай бұрын +1

    Squares. Taking the fun out of eating each step of the way!

  • Elaina van Abbema
    Elaina van Abbema Ай бұрын

    so excited for the return of both amanda and other drew

  • Isaac Brenny
    Isaac Brenny Ай бұрын

    after years of being sponsored by squarespace and help fresh he finally just combined the two for maximum efficiency

  • Alex Benton
    Alex Benton Ай бұрын

    Hah, I’ve always wanted one of those little metal things the dentist uses to -grind your teeth to dust- clean your teeth, so that I could skip the pain and just do it myself

  • FrankFckngWest
    FrankFckngWest Ай бұрын +1

    Those squares look almost identical to the ones we'd serve to the geriatric residents who couldn't properly chew

  • Milla Magia
    Milla Magia Ай бұрын +1

    your videos and editing are so fn creative my guy

  • Sez Monsta
    Sez Monsta Ай бұрын +2

    We’re all laughing now but the diet industry will definitely eat this up

  • S6D_BOI
    S6D_BOI Ай бұрын +1

    Thx drew I’ve always thought my airpods looked delicious.

  • Omar Badawy
    Omar Badawy Ай бұрын +2866

    RIP blue gooden you will be missed

    • R J
      R J Ай бұрын

      He should try some other colors tbh I think that pink would suit him too

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name Ай бұрын

      Ninja fortnite killed him

    • ellifsyaa
      ellifsyaa Ай бұрын +1

      @hhhj I read that as “trapped in someone’s chest” omg that’s gonna be the new house of gold

    • Clara Dean
      Clara Dean Ай бұрын +1

      He’s streaming Fortnite in the heavens…

    • SmoothTurtle
      SmoothTurtle Ай бұрын +8

      @Nevaeh No, they mean ScoliosisKing

  • libby boyd
    libby boyd Ай бұрын +1

    Loved seeing you add more bits to the video like old times

  • Georgia Lilly
    Georgia Lilly Ай бұрын +1

    The way he said "I would... believe you" kills me 🤣🤣

  • Anji P
    Anji P Ай бұрын

    Thanks for the great content!

  • Cymtastique
    Cymtastique Ай бұрын

    A tiny portion of chicken, rice, and broccoli for $15?
    Either they're trolling, or that's the absolute best meal you'll ever eat. And even then it's not worth $15.

  • Grace McEuen
    Grace McEuen Ай бұрын +6325

    Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

    • Grace McEuen
      Grace McEuen Ай бұрын +1

      @Ryan Sabin you’re absolutely right Amanda is a treasure and a comedic genius and she is the light of all of our lives

    • Ryan Sabin
      Ryan Sabin Ай бұрын +6

      Smh no one is giving Amanda her due credit for the good game thing. It was her joke lol she said it first and he responded

    • swordswaltz
      swordswaltz Ай бұрын +2

      my girlfriend and i have a running bit of saying "ayo bro what's up" and kissing it's very funny i recommend

    • Justin Warthen
      Justin Warthen Ай бұрын +1

      Same

    • Shanaly
      Shanaly Ай бұрын +2

      His wife is so lucky fr

  • Tejas Venugopal
    Tejas Venugopal Ай бұрын

    When the website-related sponsorship came up, I automatically assumed it would be Squarespace. Which would have fit perfectly.

  • Fishbrain
    Fishbrain Ай бұрын

    I mean, as someone who hates eating I can see the appeal of this, but I just don't think we have the technology to make it like, the experience of eating this at least somewhat bearable

  • Jill Barkhouse
    Jill Barkhouse Ай бұрын

    i appreciate that amanda unintentionally (maybe?) matches the square food

  • jlortiz
    jlortiz Ай бұрын

    Good to know that someone made the square meals from the Oz books a reality.
    So when are we throwing them in the river?

  • TheIckyKoala
    TheIckyKoala Ай бұрын +1921

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • lithiumkid
      lithiumkid Ай бұрын +2

      it’s probably also got turmeric in it so they may not have named every single component

    • CoolDoge
      CoolDoge Ай бұрын +1

      same

    • °Yumeira♡
      °Yumeira♡ Ай бұрын

      @Lydia Vaughan FDA that poison was a spice I swear

    • Toomany Francis
      Toomany Francis Ай бұрын +7

      @Camden Cap No you can't? I thought you were onto something so I looked it up and the ingredients on the cans and bottles are some variation water, sugar, color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, and natural flavors. They sometimes list more specific terms for every ingredient except the flavor.

    • Lydia Vaughan
      Lydia Vaughan Ай бұрын +3

      @Camden Cap I don’t think they tell you specific spices and stuff

  • cassandra sotos
    cassandra sotos Ай бұрын

    Our local hospital food is actually pretty good. I used to do a fundraiser at our local hospitals, we have 8 within 20min, and would go to them all plus one in Chicago and would be there fm 6am until 4pm and we'd have the best experience in the cafeterias

  • Derek of All Trades
    Derek of All Trades Ай бұрын

    You should do a review of "The Noel Diary" on Netflix. It's like that one where the girl was engaged and left her fiance for the main character.

  • Reksrat
    Reksrat Ай бұрын

    If they made really big square meat that still cost exactly the same amount as regular meat I'd definitely buy it. I like the concept of weird cuboid food.

  • AllenSeeAllenDo
    AllenSeeAllenDo Ай бұрын

    If someone eats this in front of me I’m going to assume you’re a cyborg.

  • TheJadedRose
    TheJadedRose Ай бұрын +4638

    These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

    • Daryissaplayz 231
      Daryissaplayz 231 Ай бұрын

      @Jesus Saves! God is daddy 🦴🛀

    • e
      e Ай бұрын

      @octavio lagos so funny and creative. maybe you can be a comedian when you get older.

    • vii
      vii Ай бұрын +4

      @Jesus Saves! Praying to him to make these meat squares stop existing thank you man for spreading this tip ❤️

    • Bashful Wolfo
      Bashful Wolfo Ай бұрын +2

      @Jesus Saves! can’t destroy what I already don’t have let’s go satan B)

    • hummus crow
      hummus crow Ай бұрын +1

      @Jesus Saves! Hi, what does this have to do with square food? I love God and all that, but I don't think he cares all that much about the shape of food

  • Bones
    Bones Ай бұрын

    Hey, we've done it! We've made the gross replicator squares from 60's tos star trek! The thing I've never wanted to put in my mouth at all!!!

  • Abe M.
    Abe M. Ай бұрын

    “My life is in your hands”. (Proceeds to feed the squares to someone else)