@TheSecondBeef I just looked it up and I honestly can't find anyone else reporting it who don't just give PETA as the source. The 'investigation' was done by PETA, so I'd take it all with a very large grain of salt. Normally I don't believe a word kill shelters say.
Big corporations stop trying to be relatable on social media as a way to make them seem less like the heartless cash farms they really are challenge (impossible)
Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive
@Jennifer Dunstan considering it’s more common in females, that makes it feminine. And no, pica is not a product of trauma. It’s most common in anemic people, pregnant people, and schizophrenic people. It has almost nothing to do with abuse.
For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square. You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.
Seriously? I was thinking “honestly could be good for some disability that result in being able to eat less or less motivation toward eating”(eating disorders and to some extent ADHD occasionally). But like having to eat 30 ruin the whole point of it
I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.
As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo
@Unphysically Literal Abstractionist It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.
That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?
Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh
i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace
@StuffandThings hello shark, you get to be brutally killed by a shark now with 20% off! side effects may include: death, your entire family mourning you, severe injury, being trapped in hell with that one dog that never stops barking. terms and conditions apply.
To be honest, I love that Drew and Danny are finally doing drastically different things with their hair so people don't say that they are the same person
@xSaorix Haha, I don’t think this person literally meant they saw Drew as an older brother. Probably that they feel that sense of familiarity and comfort with his content because his videos are nice. People like to connect with the videos they watch. Now, really, you should get a life yourself.
@xSaorix Yes, you mindlessly reply to strangers negatively, probably because you cant keep your attention on just the video, while telling on yourself and where you are at mentally. Like I said, feel better.
@Mary bitter about what lol? I usually scroll through the comments on KZclip videos and reply here and there. I replied to ur comment about being high (I find drugs disgusting) and then this cuz I found it weird to obsessively replay a KZclip video thinking a KZclipr is some friend. I’m not “out to project”. What would I even be projecting
I really like the concept, because as a person with SPD, have trouble with eating certain shapes or textures of food, such as scrambled eggs, or chips that are any shape other than perfectly round, half of a round, or completely crushed. For someone like me, it would be good to have a simple square so you can eat the food that you want, even if the texture would normally prevent you from doing so. I just don't like the execution. The texture still seems strange, and the taste is lacking. It is also WAAYY too expensive. I think it could have been done better if the food was simply made and shaped into squares, instead of being gross food Jello.
I have a thing where I can get really weirded out by how food looks so I personally love the idea of food that low-key looks like minecraft half-blocks. Hopefully other people will explore this concept. A product like this that actually tastes good and isn't so overpriced could be awesome
I was scrolling looking for comments related to this! I immediately thought of ASD utility, theres loads of ppl on the spectrum that would love to have their mealtime routines this perfectly reliably regulated… no weird “oh just try it!” surprises lol 🙌 buuut while the simplification & regularity is good, it would still need to be much more customizable to individual sensitivities (like i think texture would be an important option among other things). Still think it would be a cool niche-service for someone to explore.
honestly i'd really love something like this due to sensory issues and an eating disorder that makes meal times just so stressful for me but those prices are ridiculous, not to mention the texture just looks like it'd give me more issues instead.
This is what we did to food at the retirement center we worked at. Thick puree we made or bought in a mold. We had little carrot molds and chicken molds, pea molds… edit, this was for people who had problems chewing or swallowing not everyone 😂
Hospitals do this too for ppl with swallowing disorders/difficulties too like you said! :D But patients don't like the look so it's pretty unappealing, maybe this square would be more appealing? I highly doubt it tho lol
Ahh but see, this makes sense though! Puréed food for people who can’t chew is a way better pitch than “hey, what if all food came in little squares? That would be better, right?”
The moment Drew took those old squares out of the fridge and started looking at their slimy, broken insides, I gagged. It reminds me of those "extra healthy" protein bars that promise absolutely nothing bad for you ever but taste and have the texture of drying concrete.
Reviewer: "Your microvave food tastes awful!" Square foods: "Well, then don't put it in a microwave. (Duh!)" Aah, finally I learned why this is called "convenience food" - because the "apologies" to bad reviews barely create any effort. 🙄
It’s giving Jamie Oliver showing kids how chicken nuggets are made and they say ew gross but when they see the nuggets at the end they’re like mmmmm yum. It’s very that energy.
I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste" "That's a weird thing to put on the news" Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it
Drew is the only creator who can trick me into watching what I think is a bit, keep me interested and captivated enough to not realize that this is a long bit, and then casually just move into the sponsor portion within the bit forcing me to watch it in order to finish the bit
You know...I actually kind of love the idea, if they had a whole meals worth of calories they'd be a great kind of survival food if they could be preserved, or maybe just for hiking to save some weight. There's an idea there. But I don't think they're hitting the mark with it here...like at all.
I think that is honestly the largest silverware I've ever seen in my life. I don't think Amanda is the smallest woman I've ever seen in my life, so I'm going to assume it's just giant ass silverware
@Jared yep, that's the distinction there! I can say garlic, butter, oregano and salt. And you can mix all those things together and maybe come up with something good, or something terrible. The portions of each ingredient matter massively
the proportions are more important than the ingredients to get exact taste. The coca-cola recipe is a massive secret, but we still know all the ingredients.
You and Amanda are such a fun couple 😀 I love when she’s in your videos because you make each other laugh. But, yeah the concept of this square food thing is bizarre and not on my radar. I love cooking and couldn’t imagine wasting money on this. I think this maybe for people who have trouble swallowing in a nursing home 😂
I just want to say that Drew is so good at making sponsored ads that I don't ever skip them. I skip everyone else's, but I never skip a Drew Gooden ad, it's wild. I'm just amazed that he could get me to buy anything lol
The ad read was so funny and entertaining that I didn't skip it. And I always skip ads. I love Drew's skits. So funny. :D Amanda and Drew together are so cute.
I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.
yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian
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I'd actually love a ready made meal that has everything I need to be healthy IF it wasn't as expensive. Like 15$ for 60 Calories is horrendously bad considering most people need 2000 a day. A weekly shipment tailored to each individual taking their calory intake and preferences into account could habe potential imo.
It looks like mochi and I kind of want to eat it? It looks appetizing. If I didn't know it was fucking broccoli and chicken, I would have thought it was matcha or peach mochi and stuffed it in my mouth before being very disappointed.
drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable
this feels like one of those ai generated script video things where after drew made it look through his videos, it took the squarespace (which it took a bit too literally at this point) and hellofresh sponsors and merged them together
I love the lines at 12:18 because technically it is future food to people from the 80s, so I guess that if someone in the 80s envisioned this as future food, they would be kinda right? I guess?
It’s hard to enjoy this video with Amanda’s boyfriend sneaking in at the start but ok The sausage thing was funny, I think my brother would eat this too even if he dislikes sausages lmao
I don't know if I buy in to it, but it does help me visually. I eat a lot of vegetarian half processed food, and they are often decorated with these fake grill marks. It just makes it look more appetizing to me, which makes it easier for me to eat it since i sometimes struggle with my appetite. I don't know if that applies here tho, I doubt that these cubes are salvageable lol
@Harits Andhika Nugroho “an awful dystopian future where everyone is either mega rich or in comparative to abject poverty” haha yeah that’s a hypothetical still and everyone believes me right
@NuStrings My grandparents like to make a sweet fruit salad with jello pieces, whipped cream, slices of oranges, strawberries, apple, etc. I think it's somewhat regional
Hah, I’ve always wanted one of those little metal things the dentist uses to -grind your teeth to dust- clean your teeth, so that I could skip the pain and just do it myself
A tiny portion of chicken, rice, and broccoli for $15? Either they're trolling, or that's the absolute best meal you'll ever eat. And even then it's not worth $15.
I mean, as someone who hates eating I can see the appeal of this, but I just don't think we have the technology to make it like, the experience of eating this at least somewhat bearable
@Camden Cap No you can't? I thought you were onto something so I looked it up and the ingredients on the cans and bottles are some variation water, sugar, color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, and natural flavors. They sometimes list more specific terms for every ingredient except the flavor.
Our local hospital food is actually pretty good. I used to do a fundraiser at our local hospitals, we have 8 within 20min, and would go to them all plus one in Chicago and would be there fm 6am until 4pm and we'd have the best experience in the cafeterias
If they made really big square meat that still cost exactly the same amount as regular meat I'd definitely buy it. I like the concept of weird cuboid food.
@Jesus Saves! Hi, what does this have to do with square food? I love God and all that, but I don't think he cares all that much about the shape of food
Mmnn square food
I prefer circle
squore
Squood
Me too
Yummy! 😋
The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking
I was just about to say the same thing.
@TheSecondBeef I just looked it up and I honestly can't find anyone else reporting it who don't just give PETA as the source. The 'investigation' was done by PETA, so I'd take it all with a very large grain of salt. Normally I don't believe a word kill shelters say.
@TheSecondBeef wuh oh his latest upload is sponsored by hellofresh
Or HelloFresh
Its a low hanging fruit.
i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol
if you dont poison your wife, are you even a good husband?
@Erin Rose Crisman now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭
That’s so funny 😂
tbf amanda ate them very willingly
When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.
I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute
god ikr, when they finished i was like "oh can't wait for the next batch of squares!" then it just stopped 0_0
I think this is his 2nd or 3rd shortest video ever
@Enki He’s a commentary channel foremost, not a food review channel hahaha. Commentators gunna commentate man
nice icon
@Enki video could be 30 secs long if he was even faster? But who fucking cares, ppl come here for content, not 3 min long essays, yes, you are wrong
i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares
cringe
@KORN I love Korn
@Jhonathan bank no way
Big corporations stop trying to be relatable on social media as a way to make them seem less like the heartless cash farms they really are challenge (impossible)
@Kham XVIII why? It’s the real KZclip
Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive
Yellow sauce is nutss
food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude
i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol
drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks
Y’all this is also a symptom of anemia, get your iron checked love you
well I am a male, but I admit I do have the feminine urge to eat rocks
@Cheyenne Pliot y
@Jennifer Dunstan considering it’s more common in females, that makes it feminine. And no, pica is not a product of trauma. It’s most common in anemic people, pregnant people, and schizophrenic people. It has almost nothing to do with abuse.
@Parker Knighthoney that's not feminine that's a product of trauma mainly caused by abuse
For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square.
You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.
Seriously? I was thinking “honestly could be good for some disability that result in being able to eat less or less motivation toward eating”(eating disorders and to some extent ADHD occasionally). But like having to eat 30 ruin the whole point of it
@ケルシーKels 😎
@jezza boi lol is that a dougdoug reference
@Aidan Warren "Normal beans? That's for poor, uncultured people!"
@April JK They know people will pay out the butt for a fleeting second to feel 'upper class futuristic'.
The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.
You ok?
Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...
How was the hospital?
Damn I hope you ain’t injured
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I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.
MmmmMmm Square
I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.
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As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo
@Unphysically Literal Abstractionist It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.
Vivian might be an evil genius
That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?
@Ella Well I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean
Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh
i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace
Right? 😆 Thought it was fake at first
Squarespace + Hello Fresh + Express VPN =
Exsquace VPFresh
@StuffandThings hello shark, you get to be brutally killed by a shark now with 20% off! side effects may include: death, your entire family mourning you, severe injury, being trapped in hell with that one dog that never stops barking. terms and conditions apply.
@James Z hellospace
im so highly disappointed it wasnt sponsored by hello fresh smh
The size of that fork had me chuckling for longer than anyone would expect
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If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.
To be honest, I love that Drew and Danny are finally doing drastically different things with their hair so people don't say that they are the same person
❤️📥..
I’ve basically just been watching this video on repeat. It’s so comforting. Like hanging out with your older brother and his cool girlfriend.
@xSaorix Haha, I don’t think this person literally meant they saw Drew as an older brother. Probably that they feel that sense of familiarity and comfort with his content because his videos are nice. People like to connect with the videos they watch. Now, really, you should get a life yourself.
@xSaorix i want to be as corny as you when i grow up
@xSaorix Yes, you mindlessly reply to strangers negatively, probably because you cant keep your attention on just the video, while telling on yourself and where you are at mentally. Like I said, feel better.
@Mary bitter about what lol? I usually scroll through the comments on KZclip videos and reply here and there. I replied to ur comment about being high (I find drugs disgusting) and then this cuz I found it weird to obsessively replay a KZclip video thinking a KZclipr is some friend.
I’m not “out to project”. What would I even be projecting
@xSaorix oh so its just bitter and using the comments to project 😂 you’re one of those, got it!
I really like the concept, because as a person with SPD, have trouble with eating certain shapes or textures of food, such as scrambled eggs, or chips that are any shape other than perfectly round, half of a round, or completely crushed. For someone like me, it would be good to have a simple square so you can eat the food that you want, even if the texture would normally prevent you from doing so.
I just don't like the execution. The texture still seems strange, and the taste is lacking. It is also WAAYY too expensive. I think it could have been done better if the food was simply made and shaped into squares, instead of being gross food Jello.
Exactly! They would really help me to eat more food, but the execution is poor.
I have a thing where I can get really weirded out by how food looks so I personally love the idea of food that low-key looks like minecraft half-blocks. Hopefully other people will explore this concept. A product like this that actually tastes good and isn't so overpriced could be awesome
Blender. Put everything in a blender. I wish to put all of my food in a blender to make my ARFID leave me alone.
❤️📥☝️...
I was scrolling looking for comments related to this! I immediately thought of ASD utility, theres loads of ppl on the spectrum that would love to have their mealtime routines this perfectly reliably regulated… no weird “oh just try it!” surprises lol 🙌
buuut while the simplification & regularity is good, it would still need to be much more customizable to individual sensitivities (like i think texture would be an important option among other things). Still think it would be a cool niche-service for someone to explore.
"They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂
@Daryissaplayz 231 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10
As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"
@Mekarus Welcome! It's just what I do
@Brian 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏
NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP
Is anyone else really impressed with the actual chicken Drew made? Damn that looks perfect 😮
Drew and drew are literally the best couple they’re so cute together
❤️📥..
This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level
The fact that the company didn't think of this is heartbreaking
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XD
Impressive comment.
Don't forget to squeet your squinach
Lmao you got me, I gotta give you that one
I can’t tell if Amanda is using oversized silverware, or if she is just very tiny with normal silverware
Just imagining Vivian sitting at her desk watching this, high asf; “my life is now in your hands” 😳
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honestly i'd really love something like this due to sensory issues and an eating disorder that makes meal times just so stressful for me but those prices are ridiculous, not to mention the texture just looks like it'd give me more issues instead.
❤️📥☝️...
This is what we did to food at the retirement center we worked at. Thick puree we made or bought in a mold. We had little carrot molds and chicken molds, pea molds… edit, this was for people who had problems chewing or swallowing not everyone 😂
Hospitals do this too for ppl with swallowing disorders/difficulties too like you said! :D But patients don't like the look so it's pretty unappealing, maybe this square would be more appealing? I highly doubt it tho lol
Ahh but see, this makes sense though! Puréed food for people who can’t chew is a way better pitch than “hey, what if all food came in little squares? That would be better, right?”
The moment Drew took those old squares out of the fridge and started looking at their slimy, broken insides, I gagged. It reminds me of those "extra healthy" protein bars that promise absolutely nothing bad for you ever but taste and have the texture of drying concrete.
Read that as dying concrete and maybe that's a better way to explain the texture
I like to imagine during Drew & Amanda’s wedding instead of a kiss they just dapped each other up like at 12:29 just goin “gg wp”
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Reviewer: "Your microvave food tastes awful!"
Square foods: "Well, then don't put it in a microwave. (Duh!)"
Aah, finally I learned why this is called "convenience food" - because the "apologies" to bad reviews barely create any effort. 🙄
It’s giving Jamie Oliver showing kids how chicken nuggets are made and they say ew gross but when they see the nuggets at the end they’re like mmmmm yum. It’s very that energy.
I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
"That's a weird thing to put on the news"
Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it
That was so funny
It's those little details that keep me coming back for every video Drew produces
@Hector Canizales LMAO
I legit laughed so hard that was so good
same it was perfect haha
I think that little bit of encouragement you gave her at the end was genuine and it made my day.
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“Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.
@Kitten Cutie 707 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.
Pls tell me it's just mustard
This company really said “you know regular food? Let’s congeal it!” and the Goodens ran with it
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My need for a particular texture of food and my hatred of food touching other food is satisfied by this. But it’s still gross looking….idk fam. 😂
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I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates
I think he Lowkey loves it too
Adulthood
He actually will have to buy another house for his useless stuff
Drew is living the Fight Club origin story.
How dare you that is his wife
Drew is the only creator who can trick me into watching what I think is a bit, keep me interested and captivated enough to not realize that this is a long bit, and then casually just move into the sponsor portion within the bit forcing me to watch it in order to finish the bit
Super enjoyable ending lmao, I love your videos, they're silly and they make me happy. :)
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You know...I actually kind of love the idea, if they had a whole meals worth of calories they'd be a great kind of survival food if they could be preserved, or maybe just for hiking to save some weight.
There's an idea there.
But I don't think they're hitting the mark with it here...like at all.
I think that is honestly the largest silverware I've ever seen in my life. I don't think Amanda is the smallest woman I've ever seen in my life, so I'm going to assume it's just giant ass silverware
I like how they said secret sauce and then listed the ingredients
i love how in sync amanda and drews humor and personalities are
I wasn’t paying attention to the actual video and just listening and when he said my name and trusted me with his life I was very caught off guard 😂
I love when you two do videos together- like your personalities complement each other’s
i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients
@Jared yep, that's the distinction there! I can say garlic, butter, oregano and salt. And you can mix all those things together and maybe come up with something good, or something terrible. The portions of each ingredient matter massively
the proportions are more important than the ingredients to get exact taste. The coca-cola recipe is a massive secret, but we still know all the ingredients.
Tbf, for labeling reasons they are legally required to make ingredients accessible
You and Amanda are such a fun couple 😀 I love when she’s in your videos because you make each other laugh.
But, yeah the concept of this square food thing is bizarre and not on my radar. I love cooking and couldn’t imagine wasting money on this. I think this maybe for people who have trouble swallowing in a nursing home 😂
ill never not appreciate how drew always puts effort into his sponsors, i never skip them and its so fun i luv it
Bumper stickers for dogs actually sounds like a good idea tbh
I just want to say that Drew is so good at making sponsored ads that I don't ever skip them. I skip everyone else's, but I never skip a Drew Gooden ad, it's wild. I'm just amazed that he could get me to buy anything lol
I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully
@Walabix Ha! the food at the hospital i go to is really good. at least in the cafeteria.
@felix kranken HA HA HA HA
@Walabix Ha! dang while my airplane food is sucks and my hospital food is so good,i really love it
ive had some amazing plane food before . its gotten so much better
"Are you tired of airplane food? Yes? Well tough fucking luck ♡"
they're not even squares, they're cuboids.
The ad read was so funny and entertaining that I didn't skip it. And I always skip ads. I love Drew's skits. So funny. :D Amanda and Drew together are so cute.
I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.
yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian
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Amanda color matching with the squares is so cute.
Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.
@Worst Username In the World @EclipseINF Something along the lines of "you need new hobbies"
@wasMitNetzen do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?
@wasMitNetzen what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔
@UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed KZclip comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
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I've always wanted to say that! :D
@Aya Saka people in the KZclip comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol
Drew, please post more content! I love it and look for your videos everyday. Your videos have brought me so much joy! Thanks! ❤
Man took square meals to a whole new level
I'd actually love a ready made meal that has everything I need to be healthy IF it wasn't as expensive. Like 15$ for 60 Calories is horrendously bad considering most people need 2000 a day.
A weekly shipment tailored to each individual taking their calory intake and preferences into account could habe potential imo.
It looks like mochi and I kind of want to eat it? It looks appetizing. If I didn't know it was fucking broccoli and chicken, I would have thought it was matcha or peach mochi and stuffed it in my mouth before being very disappointed.
drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable
@David Bronstein i dunno, i think the mental health product video was pretty high effort
@David Bronstein I think he's going through something, based on some of the stuff he says in videos recently. He keeps mentioning his anxiety etc.
@Buckethead That explains why they've been so low effort lately.
I hope he doesn't just upload 12 minute videos, I love 40minute-1h videos, no matter who the creator is
I thought this felt short
Huh. As someone with a difficulty swallowing foods, I wonder if something like this would actually help?
The little cut at the end of the add where you look confused at sitting you starting to talk.
Subtle and very well done. Hahaha
I appreciate how you put effort in doing your captions
this feels like one of those ai generated script video things where after drew made it look through his videos, it took the squarespace (which it took a bit too literally at this point) and hellofresh sponsors and merged them together
I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.
@gvild by bible-bashing?
@Froggyur calculus for love thy neighbour is coincidentally exactly what your political ideology is im sure!
@Roach Roachin' its not the 90s anymore idiot atheism is cool and trendy now, christians are merely being as belligerent as atheists were back then.
@Jesus Saves! among us babies
@gvild No one would be making quips if christians didn't just pop up out of nowhere to try and convert people. That's kinda rude ngl
I get all my life lessons from Danny playing those Todd Todder segments. Thanks, Todd!
I love the lines at 12:18 because technically it is future food to people from the 80s, so I guess that if someone in the 80s envisioned this as future food, they would be kinda right? I guess?
4:30 "speaking of which, this video is sponsored by Hello Fresh"
Hello fresh is not pre-made food. You still have to cook the meals yourself.
It’s hard to enjoy this video with Amanda’s boyfriend sneaking in at the start but ok
The sausage thing was funny, I think my brother would eat this too even if he dislikes sausages lmao
My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."
@jbmp1390 woah take it easy man
Grill marks make it go faster.
And you call them squares despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
They stole Burger King's whole flow.
I don't know if I buy in to it, but it does help me visually. I eat a lot of vegetarian half processed food, and they are often decorated with these fake grill marks. It just makes it look more appetizing to me, which makes it easier for me to eat it since i sometimes struggle with my appetite. I don't know if that applies here tho, I doubt that these cubes are salvageable lol
I’ll hop in on this technology when they fit a whole meal into something I can swallow without chewing
Drew's sponsor parts are the best! Never skipping them😁
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Everyone always asks "why did they do that," but no one ever asks "how did they do that."
I guess it really is hip to be square
I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes
@Punky Jewster Well I have acid reflux, so no I don't think I do
@goink osu you must have a stomach stronger than god’s
Edit op we are not talking about fruit jello. Op. We are talking about *hot dog salad*
@Harits Andhika Nugroho “an awful dystopian future where everyone is either mega rich or in comparative to abject poverty” haha yeah that’s a hypothetical still and everyone believes me right
White people nightmare food makes a confusing comeback
@NuStrings My grandparents like to make a sweet fruit salad with jello pieces, whipped cream, slices of oranges, strawberries, apple, etc. I think it's somewhat regional
Squares. Taking the fun out of eating each step of the way!
so excited for the return of both amanda and other drew
after years of being sponsored by squarespace and help fresh he finally just combined the two for maximum efficiency
Hah, I’ve always wanted one of those little metal things the dentist uses to -grind your teeth to dust- clean your teeth, so that I could skip the pain and just do it myself
Those squares look almost identical to the ones we'd serve to the geriatric residents who couldn't properly chew
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your videos and editing are so fn creative my guy
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We’re all laughing now but the diet industry will definitely eat this up
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Thx drew I’ve always thought my airpods looked delicious.
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RIP blue gooden you will be missed
He should try some other colors tbh I think that pink would suit him too
Ninja fortnite killed him
@hhhj I read that as “trapped in someone’s chest” omg that’s gonna be the new house of gold
He’s streaming Fortnite in the heavens…
@Nevaeh No, they mean ScoliosisKing
Loved seeing you add more bits to the video like old times
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The way he said "I would... believe you" kills me 🤣🤣
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A tiny portion of chicken, rice, and broccoli for $15?
Either they're trolling, or that's the absolute best meal you'll ever eat. And even then it's not worth $15.
Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh
@Ryan Sabin you’re absolutely right Amanda is a treasure and a comedic genius and she is the light of all of our lives
Smh no one is giving Amanda her due credit for the good game thing. It was her joke lol she said it first and he responded
my girlfriend and i have a running bit of saying "ayo bro what's up" and kissing it's very funny i recommend
Same
His wife is so lucky fr
When the website-related sponsorship came up, I automatically assumed it would be Squarespace. Which would have fit perfectly.
I mean, as someone who hates eating I can see the appeal of this, but I just don't think we have the technology to make it like, the experience of eating this at least somewhat bearable
i appreciate that amanda unintentionally (maybe?) matches the square food
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Good to know that someone made the square meals from the Oz books a reality.
So when are we throwing them in the river?
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i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients
it’s probably also got turmeric in it so they may not have named every single component
same
@Lydia Vaughan FDA that poison was a spice I swear
@Camden Cap No you can't? I thought you were onto something so I looked it up and the ingredients on the cans and bottles are some variation water, sugar, color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, and natural flavors. They sometimes list more specific terms for every ingredient except the flavor.
@Camden Cap I don’t think they tell you specific spices and stuff
Our local hospital food is actually pretty good. I used to do a fundraiser at our local hospitals, we have 8 within 20min, and would go to them all plus one in Chicago and would be there fm 6am until 4pm and we'd have the best experience in the cafeterias
You should do a review of "The Noel Diary" on Netflix. It's like that one where the girl was engaged and left her fiance for the main character.
If they made really big square meat that still cost exactly the same amount as regular meat I'd definitely buy it. I like the concept of weird cuboid food.
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If someone eats this in front of me I’m going to assume you’re a cyborg.
These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.
@Jesus Saves! God is daddy 🦴🛀
@octavio lagos so funny and creative. maybe you can be a comedian when you get older.
@Jesus Saves! Praying to him to make these meat squares stop existing thank you man for spreading this tip ❤️
@Jesus Saves! can’t destroy what I already don’t have let’s go satan B)
@Jesus Saves! Hi, what does this have to do with square food? I love God and all that, but I don't think he cares all that much about the shape of food
Hey, we've done it! We've made the gross replicator squares from 60's tos star trek! The thing I've never wanted to put in my mouth at all!!!
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“My life is in your hands”. (Proceeds to feed the squares to someone else)