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A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr


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  • spridle
    spridle Ай бұрын +36

    I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

  • Jojo Hehe
    Jojo Hehe Ай бұрын +4

    I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.

  • Ted's Custom Crafted Pens
    Ted's Custom Crafted Pens Ай бұрын +6

    I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr

  • Annakonda
    Annakonda Ай бұрын +13

    He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

  • LeviApplePie
    LeviApplePie Ай бұрын +2

    Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

  • Everyone has an opinion
    Everyone has an opinion Ай бұрын +3

    This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
    *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

  • swguygardner
    swguygardner Ай бұрын +3

    Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

  • Gearjammer
    Gearjammer Ай бұрын

    Thanks so much for posting! made my day

  • AdzzieMac Edits
    AdzzieMac Edits Ай бұрын +3

    Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
    Bill Burr at 4th..

    • who are we
      who are we Ай бұрын

      Sean lock

    • Devan Bishop
      Devan Bishop Ай бұрын +1

      Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross

    • who are we
      who are we Ай бұрын

      Dave chappelle yes half baked.

  • Susanne McAllister
    Susanne McAllister Ай бұрын +194

    I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    • TheTruthYouCantFight
      TheTruthYouCantFight Ай бұрын +1

      I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

    • michaelmisanthrope
      michaelmisanthrope Ай бұрын +1

      Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

    • CanuckTony
      CanuckTony Ай бұрын +1

      I know right?

  • Jordan C Murray
    Jordan C Murray Ай бұрын

    Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

  • All The Things
    All The Things Ай бұрын

    @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

  • Stephen Ross
    Stephen Ross Ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carr......the only person ever to have a hair transplant that made him look older.

    ERIN BUZZETTI Ай бұрын

    I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!

  • Macapaka Zero
    Macapaka Zero Ай бұрын

    You don’t have any best jokes, unless you class you face 😂

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith Ай бұрын +1

    He is funny though I don't know why they haven't cancelled him, he must have insurance.

    • JL11
      JL11 Ай бұрын

      Many have tried

  • t_rex87
    t_rex87 Ай бұрын +1

    damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

  • simon colton
    simon colton Ай бұрын +2

    Keep taking the booster jabs Jimmy.

  • Joe King
    Joe King Ай бұрын +2

    Stephen Hawking's version of
    "go fly a kite"

  • John Panter
    John Panter Ай бұрын

    Jimmy's changed....literally

  • channel name
    channel name Ай бұрын

    16:30 xD loved it

  • S B
    S B Ай бұрын

    Hint... Don't ever say anything at a Jimmy Carr concert

  • Joel B
    Joel B Ай бұрын

    I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

  • Bill Fairfield
    Bill Fairfield 27 күн бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • KyouraMayura
    KyouraMayura Ай бұрын

    You're handsome jimmy 👍

  • Truth Seeker
    Truth Seeker Ай бұрын +2

    A: Knock, Knock
    Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
    A: The Taxman
    Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴

  • bigfella1998
    bigfella1998 Ай бұрын

    Wait, these are your BEST jokes? Oh, dear.

  • Greg Thompson
    Greg Thompson 2 ай бұрын +141

    Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    • Arc Angle
      Arc Angle Ай бұрын

      @DC xD

    • DC
      DC Ай бұрын +2

      unless your vicky🤣

    • Shannon Jacobs
      Shannon Jacobs Ай бұрын

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

  • Wu Michael
    Wu Michael Ай бұрын +4

    Ok…. It’s been an hour, when does the comedy start?

    • John Preston
      John Preston Ай бұрын

      I have 60 boxes of "my most edible mouldy food". I doubt that you would eat any of it, but it fits the description :-)

  • Lhug Hametsu
    Lhug Hametsu Ай бұрын

    Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.

  • Scarlet Begonias
    Scarlet Begonias Ай бұрын

    I love it

  • PK2023 Lighting Designs
    PK2023 Lighting Designs Ай бұрын

    @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

  • FurryFaceMe
    FurryFaceMe Ай бұрын

    i'll buy you chips ! , i'll think about it , lol

  • zzrhardy
    zzrhardy Ай бұрын +5

    Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

  • OminousImpression
    OminousImpression Ай бұрын


  • Joe King
    Joe King Ай бұрын

    Instead of "may contain nuts" id rather
    "Contains nuts. May contain milk"

  • franko barressi
    franko barressi 2 ай бұрын +57

    Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

  • Masterpiece
    Masterpiece Ай бұрын

    4:07 a woman is asleep!!!
    Come on Jimmy 🤷🏾

  • Jason Rahm
    Jason Rahm 2 ай бұрын +176

    Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

    • Dark Side
      Dark Side Ай бұрын +1

      The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…

    • movement2contact
      movement2contact Ай бұрын +2

      He changed many men 😶

    • Andras Jonas
      Andras Jonas 2 ай бұрын +8

      Certainly his own league.

  • Geoff Clements
    Geoff Clements Ай бұрын

    Way to go Jimmy! Take all the old stuff that's already on YT and put it in a new package, get some more clicks for cash! The joke's on us!

  • hugh wallace
    hugh wallace Ай бұрын

    His best joke is his new face and hair

  • Chris Jovi
    Chris Jovi 11 күн бұрын +1

    He's hilarious 😂

  • Paul from Devon
    Paul from Devon Ай бұрын

    He has 'best jokes'?

  • bob bong X
    bob bong X Ай бұрын

    Since its only an hour, shouldnt it have been titled......"some of my best jokes"...? That said, when are you an Ricky Gervais gonna make a baby together, so the world could have its first SUPER COMEDIAN. You gotta give the people what they want😂😂😂😂just imagine the pillowtalk you guys would have😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

  • the special projects workshop
    the special projects workshop 2 ай бұрын +16

    Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

  • OfficialCoachDanny
    OfficialCoachDanny 2 ай бұрын +18

    This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

  • Rinzo
    Rinzo Ай бұрын

    What do you do for a living jimmy?

  • Tim Fronimos
    Tim Fronimos 2 ай бұрын +15

    Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

  • Michael Cooney
    Michael Cooney Ай бұрын +1

    Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

  • Carl Jansen
    Carl Jansen 2 ай бұрын +100

    This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    • Alexander Eden
      Alexander Eden Ай бұрын +1

      @MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

    • MrGrifft
      MrGrifft Ай бұрын

      ​@Jon Don I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
      Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
      Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
      And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

    • Jon Don
      Jon Don Ай бұрын +1

      @MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

    • MrGrifft
      MrGrifft Ай бұрын +15

      I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

    • Shannon Jacobs
      Shannon Jacobs Ай бұрын

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

  • Samuel Edwards
    Samuel Edwards 2 ай бұрын +21

    Absolutely brilliant as always.
    Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    • Tom Emery
      Tom Emery Ай бұрын

      @THEJR1948 that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

    • THEJR1948
      THEJR1948 Ай бұрын

      Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

  • Paul Kielty
    Paul Kielty 2 ай бұрын +41

    Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

  • Lady Melmo
    Lady Melmo 2 ай бұрын +24

    It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

  • Alex Kiss
    Alex Kiss Ай бұрын

    Is that Jimmy's son at the end of the video?

  • Jock McQue
    Jock McQue 2 ай бұрын +28

    My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

  • HWPcville
    HWPcville 2 ай бұрын +18

    The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

  • Myron Madey
    Myron Madey 13 күн бұрын

    The accent makes it funnier!!
    Saw Jimmy on Tik Tok.He was funny.Now I'm a fan!

  • J G
    J G 2 ай бұрын +203

    Why is this man my comfort comedian

    • CreaIrl
      CreaIrl 24 күн бұрын

      @Su Jol I've been doing this for the past year...after years of insomnia, it still seems crazy that I found, by accident, such a simple answer! 😁

    • Su Jol
      Su Jol Ай бұрын +4

      if I can’t sleep, I put Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle on and they soothe me in minutes

    • Travis Ash
      Travis Ash Ай бұрын

      @J G Your gay Dad ?

    • J G
      J G 2 ай бұрын +3

      @Daniel H my gay what?

    • J G
      J G 2 ай бұрын +1

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻ I've listened to the audiobook :)

    ERIN BUZZETTI Ай бұрын +2

    This is hilarious!

  • golden pony
    golden pony Ай бұрын +1

    everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

  • Matt Mason
    Matt Mason 2 ай бұрын +10

    Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣

  • Erik Heilmann
    Erik Heilmann 2 ай бұрын +35

    After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂

  • tk9780
    tk9780 Ай бұрын +2

    So basically, this film is 59 minutes and 59 seconds of total silence. Nice.

    HOMEnHUNGRY 2 ай бұрын +6

    You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

  • bflmpsvz
    bflmpsvz 2 ай бұрын +16

    It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

  • TransdermalCelebrate
    TransdermalCelebrate Ай бұрын

    I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️

  • Dire Wolfen
    Dire Wolfen 2 ай бұрын +11

    Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

  • Salvie4Foe
    Salvie4Foe 2 ай бұрын

    Jimmy a legend all day every day

  • MyarmsRgone
    MyarmsRgone 2 ай бұрын +108

    "My mum died of cancer"
    "...but it was funnier than this"
    That was gold

    • MyarmsRgone
      MyarmsRgone Ай бұрын +4

      @the mr pants man blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

    • the mr pants man
      the mr pants man Ай бұрын +1

      we watched the video

    • charlidog2
      charlidog2 Ай бұрын +4

      The best heckle ever.

  • Tuti Fornari
    Tuti Fornari Ай бұрын

    hard to laugh, huh?

  • Carrigan Cooper
    Carrigan Cooper 2 ай бұрын +5

    Jimmy is the best man of comedy

  • James Heath
    James Heath 2 ай бұрын +3

    Great comedian Jimmy

  • Unknown Shadow
    Unknown Shadow 2 ай бұрын +6

    Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

  • DarkStormHero
    DarkStormHero Ай бұрын +2

    A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.

  • Jojimbo Usagi
    Jojimbo Usagi 2 ай бұрын +31

    "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

  • Anonymouse
    Anonymouse 2 ай бұрын +9

    Well that was excellent Jimmy.

  • George Fraser
    George Fraser 2 ай бұрын +2

    An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.

  • Jacob Hope
    Jacob Hope Ай бұрын


  • Ben Hayoun
    Ben Hayoun Ай бұрын

    Can`t wait to have you here in the UAE.

  • R B
    R B Ай бұрын +3

    Brilliant delivery from a consummate comic,but he was wrong on the jabs.

  • Robert Lewis
    Robert Lewis Ай бұрын

    Impressive android.

  • Palash Bhaumik
    Palash Bhaumik Ай бұрын +6

    The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

  • Peter Phillips
    Peter Phillips Ай бұрын

    What I needed today, thank you

  • Robert Fish
    Robert Fish Ай бұрын

    When will he go grey?

  • Stephen Lindsey
    Stephen Lindsey Ай бұрын

    Thanks jimmy.
    I’ve watched since your beginning of comedy
    And thank God you got better at it.
    But sorry for you.
    I’m funnier

  • C S5
    C S5 Ай бұрын

    he told the invacanated too slap there self's.. jutsayin

    DVOYD 2 ай бұрын +4

    I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

  • Johan Vallentine
    Johan Vallentine Ай бұрын

    Flaming Lamborghini. It’s a tradition to have on your birthday here in Malaysia and Singapore.

  • Joseph Salmonte
    Joseph Salmonte Ай бұрын +5

    06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

  • Shane R
    Shane R Ай бұрын +2

    He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall

    MAURICE PAGEAU 2 ай бұрын +1

    Jimmy! Your the Master !

  • mic stone
    mic stone Ай бұрын

    I actually see the variety bus in my home town
    I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
    I really wish that charity well.

  • Eileen Ayers
    Eileen Ayers 2 ай бұрын +1

    You are great. Love watching you. If you ever make your way to Simcoe county in Ontario, Canada, we'd love to see you up here. You are so funny lol.

  • DominicR 117
    DominicR 117 Ай бұрын

    Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

  • Jarred Marrow
    Jarred Marrow Ай бұрын

    I drowned once.

  • Luka Babic
    Luka Babic 21 күн бұрын

    What an imbecile (in the most positive way)! I LOVE HIM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Zahra Mahamed
    Zahra Mahamed 2 ай бұрын +121

    Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    • Uncensored
      Uncensored Ай бұрын

      @Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey) major yikes

    • JoKa DuKe
      JoKa DuKe Ай бұрын

      I thought he was Roger Federer’s brother 🤔 😉

    • Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey)
      Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey) Ай бұрын

      @Uncensored He's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 🐰 🧛‍♂️

    • Uncensored
      Uncensored Ай бұрын +2

      The Easter bunny... that's the best you got?

    • ShadowzZ91
      ShadowzZ91 Ай бұрын

      He is the Prince of Darkness after all.

  • GriefTourist
    GriefTourist Ай бұрын

    He's the fuckin guvnor

  • grant houghton
    grant houghton 2 ай бұрын +1

    "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

  • troy young
    troy young 2 ай бұрын +1

    love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023