This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
Since its only an hour, shouldnt it have been titled......"some of my best jokes"...? That said, when are you an Ricky Gervais gonna make a baby together, so the world could have its first SUPER COMEDIAN. You gotta give the people what they want😂😂😂😂just imagine the pillowtalk you guys would have😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣
@Jon Don I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
*edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
Bill Burr at 4th..
Sean lock
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
I know right?
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
Jimmy Carr......the only person ever to have a hair transplant that made him look older.
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
You don’t have any best jokes, unless you class you face 😂
He is funny though I don't know why they haven't cancelled him, he must have insurance.
Many have tried
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
Keep taking the booster jabs Jimmy.
Stephen Hawking's version of
"go fly a kite"
Jimmy's changed....literally
16:30 xD loved it
Hint... Don't ever say anything at a Jimmy Carr concert
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
Thanks Jimmy!
You're handsome jimmy 👍
A: Knock, Knock
Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
A: The Taxman
Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴
Wait, these are your BEST jokes? Oh, dear.
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
@DC xD
unless your vicky🤣
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
Ok…. It’s been an hour, when does the comedy start?
I have 60 boxes of "my most edible mouldy food". I doubt that you would eat any of it, but it fits the description :-)
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
I love it
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
i'll buy you chips ! , i'll think about it , lol
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
Too many choices or too few?
Madness!
:D
Instead of "may contain nuts" id rather
"Contains nuts. May contain milk"
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
@movement2contact Jimmy savarini I meant. Jose’s cousin.
@franko barressi Sabine Harrison? 🌚
@movement2contact Harris I meant.
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@Arthur Seyb cats?
4:07 a woman is asleep!!!
Come on Jimmy 🤷🏾
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
He changed many men 😶
Certainly his own league.
Way to go Jimmy! Take all the old stuff that's already on YT and put it in a new package, get some more clicks for cash! The joke's on us!
His best joke is his new face and hair
He's hilarious 😂
He has 'best jokes'?
Jeezus
Since its only an hour, shouldnt it have been titled......"some of my best jokes"...? That said, when are you an Ricky Gervais gonna make a baby together, so the world could have its first SUPER COMEDIAN. You gotta give the people what they want😂😂😂😂just imagine the pillowtalk you guys would have😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
Me too 😴💤
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
What do you do for a living jimmy?
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
@Jon Don I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZclip?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
Absolutely brilliant as always.
Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
@THEJR1948 that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
Is that Jimmy's son at the end of the video?
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
Huh....? 🤔
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
Brilliant!
The accent makes it funnier!!
Saw Jimmy on Tik Tok.He was funny.Now I'm a fan!
Why is this man my comfort comedian
@Su Jol I've been doing this for the past year...after years of insomnia, it still seems crazy that I found, by accident, such a simple answer! 😁
if I can’t sleep, I put Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle on and they soothe me in minutes
@J G Your gay Dad ?
@Daniel H my gay what?
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻ I've listened to the audiobook :)
This is hilarious!
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
So basically, this film is 59 minutes and 59 seconds of total silence. Nice.
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
Jimmy a legend all day every day
"My mum died of cancer"
"...but it was funnier than this"
That was gold
@the mr pants man blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
we watched the video
The best heckle ever.
hard to laugh, huh?
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
Great comedian Jimmy
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.
Brilliant!
Can`t wait to have you here in the UAE.
Brilliant delivery from a consummate comic,but he was wrong on the jabs.
Agreed! That hasn't aged well.
Impressive android.
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
What I needed today, thank you
When will he go grey?
Thanks jimmy.
I’ve watched since your beginning of comedy
And thank God you got better at it.
But sorry for you.
I’m funnier
Hehehe
he told the invacanated too slap there self's.. jutsayin
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
Flaming Lamborghini. It’s a tradition to have on your birthday here in Malaysia and Singapore.
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
Jimmy! Your the Master !
I actually see the variety bus in my home town
I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
I really wish that charity well.
You are great. Love watching you. If you ever make your way to Simcoe county in Ontario, Canada, we'd love to see you up here. You are so funny lol.
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
I drowned once.
What an imbecile (in the most positive way)! I LOVE HIM! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
@Mr. Jazzbo (DKelsey) major yikes
I thought he was Roger Federer’s brother 🤔 😉
@Uncensored He's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 🐰 🧛♂️
The Easter bunny... that's the best you got?
He is the Prince of Darkness after all.
He's the fuckin guvnor
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023