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This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence
Him and Jontron!
@Bast4rdlyReaperabsolutely fckin garbage
stole that from the habbo hotel video
That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣
"Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.A salute, to a unknown hero.
@Colonel_Yuri These McDonalds monkeyshines shall all swing fer sure. Fire th' cannons. No quarter for blunderin' landlubbin lily livered swabs the likes of that kind.🏴☠️ our crew be faithful and true, long as a fortunate sky be blue. Yo ho ho
Whopper, no "unions"? Well, that's on par with the rest of Corporate America.
@Jeremy Phillips whopper is burgerking whereas it was a MacDonalds contest
i dont get it
The "Girth" burger is just one of those things where every so often I look it up, stare at that picture, and just laugh so hard that no sound comes out for like 30 straight seconds. If only the person who came up with that could know just how much joy he has brought to my life lmfao
I come back to this video for the same reason, because IH's pronunciation makes it even better
@Elyria To quote a wise Markiplier, "It's not about size, it's about POWER!"
@Elyria I think it’s because all that meat will make you girthy, though I could be wrong
Let the guys enjoy the girth please miss
All burgers are equally girthy, it made no sense. Shoulda been the lengthy.
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.
No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.
Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming
As a software developer, I see the trolls like the QA you didn't hire because they're there to break stuff as much as possible.
Boomers being Boomers
It wasn't a conference for software developers, it was a conference for salesmen.
"how do I contact these cyber police"
Stated like someone who has no idea what Agile actually is. If you did, you could see this coming a mile away (hint: it's not about the actual software devs).
i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder
"The Sad European" still fucking murders me
I lost my shit at the ‘toddler baby bag’ and it’s just a pile of lettuce
I once saw a burger that was only a piece of lettuceAnd it was named "North Korean Ration"💀
@Will V hmmm I actually know a lot of americans. And they always tell me, that the US is full of hillbillies/rednecks. Even the kids are giving a fuck about being a smartie, since tiktok and insta is their only love. It really depends on how your perspective is on "Cheap"
@School Project Productions maybe, but in that case it should also be replicated on the east coast. But here’s the thing, it’s not, which leads to the inclination that it has something to do with LA or the way in which LA governs.
@Will V Probably the reason why LA has a high homelessness rate is because the homeless all f*cking freeze to death in places like Washington and god forbid Canada. So it’s either move to LA or die for a lot of homeless people.
Wow they are so funny, they truly got the whole squad laughing
One example from a short time ago, HiPoint firearms asked the internet to name their next shitty handgun and a bunch of memesters came to call it The Yeet Cannon (YC-9). They wanted forget about it but in the end, it went through
I nearly bought a Yeet just for the keks. I must say though, Hi Points are far better than nothing. They work. They’re affordable. They’re not sexy or polished, they’re brutal and heavy. But if my daughter had a stalker and we had no money, oh yeah. Much better than a sharp stick.
@Demonslayer20111 very much so
hi points arent even bad, just bulky as fuck - they go bang every time though
@Matheus Moreira except they arent unreliable. They are extremely reliable.
The Yeet Cannon G1
I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.
They're pretty lenient with their ad spots. Ads like this one stand out more than the normal generic read and the viewers are more likey to go get raid: Sherman lentils
@Heimskr, Prophet of Talos Raid Shadow Legends is made by an Israeli company, not Chinese, and it is a subsidiary of an Australian company that makes Slot Machines.
Watched this video 3 times now and still haven't skipped the advertisement.
@Stranger Pretty much everything positive he says is accompanied or followed by some kind of visual or audio joke and is pretty much only the stuff he's mandated to say according to their sponsorship contract, which you would know if you'd ever seen Upper Echelon's expose about Raid (or, you know, you'd ever seen any other youtubers do this sponsorship and noticed it's the same things they all say). If you actually listen to how he says it, you can actually tell he only said those things because he had to. Everything else were clear digs not just at Raid itself, but especially their sponsorship practices at the time the video was posted. All those jump scares were an obvious reference to how Raid was giving sponsorships to the most random ass channels you could think of to the point where it felt like you just could not escape them, for example.
At this point they want to be a meme lol
This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.
A worker at my local McD's shot a customer for complaining about his food. The manager then lied to the police to try to cover it all up. I wish this had gotten more internet traction.
I’ve spent 17 years in the restaurant industry. Majority of customers are great but some… Especially in fast food. I didn’t see shit officer. Certain people should not be allowed to leave their homes. As many assholes you get in food service, retail and hospitality always seem to get it even worse somehow
@Luis N. Pietanesi well that was a retarded comment.
@JGT123That burgerparlor is no pushower
@Luis N. Pietanesi Same. It's sad when my first thought is, "... But did they deserve it?"
@Harry Balzak Happened in Ruston Louisiana.
And then, only 3 Years later, Twitter died... The end.
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
*bows head* Thank you for your service.
The internet:The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..
when the internet give you nice things but you still won't behave, that's where the nice things gone
you have pizza
The end-all-be-all of nice things
It's funny, the first time I watched I couldn't stop laughing, now I just feel bad because I'm getting older...
0:58 fascinating to talk to4:47 straight to the sauce5:15 very unprofessional you guys5:23 add thyme9:21 laugh track9:47 MacDonald build10:03 mcpoo14:30 tweets15:24 kerning16:28 fellow kids18:15 silence Twitter
what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold. I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference. For a change.
There must be a rule on the Internet.No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/
“Chris Chan Special” rolls off the tongue a little differently now...
By Chris C. I wouldnt be surprised if he did make one lmao
Thems the names of the “burgers” i saw
@Sergeant Sainsbury's Are you okay?
Hitttttttttttl3r meal by adolf j
I imagine going to 4chan for help is like Aragorn going to the cursed soldiers under the mountain
@Boomchucks 😦That's a Murder Death Kill...
@Garret Lines true that, mate
@Davis Dze /pol/ and r/politics are both full of retards. I’m glad they exist though, because they do an excellent job of keeping politically radical degenerates away from normal subreddits and platforms.
@The Whomping Wampa *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH*
For those not in the know, agile is all about using cringey jargon while developing software.
Which just makes this soooo much sweeter. You know they were just there to blow smoke up eachothers asses lol.
"McSoliciting McSex" killed me
I love how he acknowledges how annoying raid Shadow legends ads are
@Kor6 Bigtime obviously, why else would he have the ad
@Matthew McCoy did he actually get paid for insulting the shit out of it lmao?
yeah but they pay a crazy amount of money. i saw a smaller YTer post about how they offered him $1,400 for a 30 second ad. god only knows what they offered IH
This is the one thing thing that makes me proud of people on the internet, Cthulhu All-Spark bless the Mein Kampf
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
@memespace That sounds like a horrific existence.
I must say. If I had the drive to, you could do some really cool studies on humanity and internet culture.
I just took a college course on Agile, and I just laugh at how overly complicated they want to explain a stupid simple concept. It was like watching a little kid try to explain to you how playing Pokemon works, stuttering over his words, when you were there to experience it in 1998.
theres a huge mega difference between doomer and professional
They're the business side of things so all boomers
I just went through an 11 week program to learn agile and scrum and this whole video now means something totally different for me lmao
I listened to this while working on my resume. Very professional.
"Its a totally free RPG PVP DVD for people with ADHD" Idk why that makes me laugh so much everytime I hear it lmao
I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.
I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on
@dank pepe That’s profound.
@Alex Beck , .. , . . , , .. 、 、 .、
@Incurable Romantic True. Once the mob feel they have the moral superiority or victim entitlement, anything you say or do is ratio'd. They won't stop beating you down, even if they have to stoop low enough into hypocrisy so as to become as abrasive as the person who originally screwed up.I'm so glad I left both Twitter and FB.
They failed to understand that trying to calm a Twitter mob by apologizing is like trying to calm a shark by bleeding.
Yeah, it was too iffy to go hard.Since it reads to me as ambiguous whether they understood the context or not, it's limp.They went soft.Flop.
I love how Wendy's is the chaotic evil of brand Twitter.
It won me over. Wendy’s a first order shitposter
I've laughed heartily at all your videos. This one caused physical pain from laughing too hard! Love your work.
Some days, I get in my car and head over to McDonald’s because I can’t ignore my cravings for a nice G I R T H sandwich…
@Rambunctious foot lettuce or normal lettuce?
Bro get me a bag of lettuce while you’re there
Can you pick up a ron’s creamy surprise while your out?
I decided to rewatch this and ended up doing so on the exact day of the 10th anniversary of the McDonald’s event. Crazy!
Coincidence... I think not. 🤔
All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen
take it from the son of God, hes correct
That picture of the security guy sitting on the chair sleeping made it even more clear.
I literally said out loud, OH NO
This is blasphemy
I thought I could go a day more without remembering that the Internet is full of both pretend and real Nazis who think it’s funny. And this place still feels more like home than where I grew up
This whole video has me rubbing my hands and evily laughing with moments of shame when historian scolds me :(
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
If you think about it, that conference was a huge success.Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.
The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.
The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
får en att dra på smilbanden iaf
rons creamy surprise
@The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is
Turns out, agile is “bla bla bla not very important” even in workplaces where it’s apparently in use
This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.
I miss Internet Historian's documentaries 😔 I also follow his other channel, but nothing beats this one
Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.
I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.
@Thot Destroyer when you said that, I imagined a bus with ness's face
@Reeseek Puffs oh is that so? i must be in the wrong realm.
@Majima this website isn't Reddit
To whoever did the German subtitles: good job, my guy, you added another layer of entertainment to the video 😄👍🏻**lacht in texanisch**
CEO: I need a solution fast!Executive: What if we turn off the screens?CEO: You are fired.
You are literally the only KZclipr who can make the sponsor ads watchable. Shroud doesn't know what he is missing.
Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)
This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”
A spiritual one at the very least.
@Rick Bouze B R A D S W I F E
I'd say it's a prequel following other Twitter business stories like dubtheDEW, the Tony the tiger incident, and Brad's Wife
8:32 "mcsex" catches me off guard everytime
@bait U called?
"How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally laughed out loud . The best clip yet. Please send my compliments to the chef.
9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.
I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.
“ThAts mY DiAlySis MaCHinE!”
They get reallry boring after a while. He is still parroting the exact same buzzwords and script Raid makes every youtuber say for over a minute. Just because he puts some funny black hooded man and throws in some jokes in between doesn't make it less awful.
That’s my dialysis machine
@Luke Bagwell I don't judge them right up until the ones that specifically push the gambling box features. Those get my back up.
The only things you need to know from this video.Businesses never learn.You can’t give anything to the internet, they will just abuse and shit on it.
This makes me realize how history is actually really important so people don’t have to go through that.
Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge
Every video you make is a masterpiece honestly. I laughed so hard in first 5 minutes
If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.
@Krash face both
Silence B R A N D
@DooDoo_Burd /Illustrator It's just fight, buy things, fight, buy things, here's a micro-transaction do you want it okay, fight, lose fight, buy more things, i wish i got that micro-transaction, fight, buy things
@Alejandro Saez he's speaking the language of the gods
Pretty sure Internet Historian is the mastermind behind all this stuff
It's the memes & what he does with them that makes me laugh with these vids 🤌🏻😂
I'm following every IH channel, and I can't get enough content from him. I NEED MORE
I love this channels editing style. simple to understand and calming
Some business tips:- NEVER EVER do an online poll - regulate your twitter hastags- don't let people make or name some thing
really the biggest business tip is : "don't let *people* do anything"
You can have a poll, just limit it to 5 choices that you have control over. Not fill in the blank or anywhere in the USA cheaa chap.
*never do an online poll with a fill in option. I don’t see why a poll between “cum” and coochjoos” would be a problem
Or realize no one likes you and everyone knows you just want their money
Good to see that Steakums video is tracking along the standard IH release schedule nicely.
This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!
I wish he would make classic videos like this again
This video is 3 years old yet companies are still falling for these traps to this day. Like how Planters decided to have tik tokers write lyrics to their new jingle and people made the most inappropriate lyrics possible.
“I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”
and Tampex saying You are in her dms, we are in her, we are not the same
@Francis Goin Maybe it's an ad campaign because they started to believe the old rumor that 'drinking too much coke will make you black' themselves.
Fun Fact Digiorno joined Twitter in 2009 and according to the screenshot they have made 108k Tweets till 2019 if we assume the screenshot was made in 2019 when the video was released. That means Digiorno made about 26 Tweets per Day
@Rambunctious Twitter said it but it was ripped out of context.
@Francis Goin Lol, I just saw your comment. Can you imagine what would happen if they were going w/"BE LESS BLACK" or "BE LESS HISPANIC"???
Honestly I never did like corporate meme twitters but I kind of adore Arby's. Honestly I just like the craftsmanship of all the cardboard shit they make.
Speeding through the patreon credits seemed kind of sloppy at first, but when you think about it, it's kind of sweet that he went the effort of making one slide for each patron. Copy pasting can be hard work yo. Respect
This video is actually a masterpiece, the narrator legit sounds like that person who sits in the leather chair by the fireplace.
The reason companies still use billboards 1: Cost effective 2: They're (generally) unalterable by the public.
To be honest "bag of lettuce" is fucking hilarious.On a side note, we have learnt nothing from boaty mcboatface
@Nahte Salinas i died and fell into a body bag with that one 🤣
the burgers were too funny for their own good
@Tlaloc_Temporal It was pretty dumb too. It would have been a fantastic PR win for science communication if they let boaty mcboatface be the actual name. And people would 1. love them for it and 2. not blame them for changes in the following naming contests or lack thereof lol
"Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee."
"bernies socialist feast".
This just goes to show how out of touch with reality alot of these major executives are at the highest levels of business/politics. I'm sure if they asked any of these people asked a normal employee if these were good ideas they would learn very quickly not to do this.
Uh, I remember the Agile2013 thing. I was in a computer class in college while it happened. Good memories.
"and I'd like to turn the full thing into a video soon" he says, two years later. Still love the content
3:05 that still gives me chills to this day.
This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"
He's the delicious glory hole we get to peer through to see 4chan's shenanigans
@Akinlabi St.Clair oh you don't wanna know
@Akinlabi St.Clair ain't no way
@Masterzoroark666 I’m convinced that was the greatest thing that ever happened to the internet. Provided by autists on a Mongolian basket weaving website.
No joke this the best video on KZclip I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time
Seriously the internet historian, the armchair historian, and history buffs. Should do a colab video together.
This is a genius satirical parody, and I love it. Subbed
terrifying that a /b/ user is in a professional business conference
Im 90 seconds in and Im already saying "oh no" because a lifetime with the internet already tells me EXACTLY what happens next
That couple naming their baby probably had a name already picked out and wanted to see some hilarity from the internet
Excellent creation per usual @Internet Historian. The thing I find odd is that these mega corporations have spent decades curating a marketing and public relations message that says just what THEY want to have said about their product. The entire notion of PR is based on the fact that it’s not a good idea to say the first thing that comes to your head, when referring to - for example - a company who does nothing but amass the hard earned money of people who actually contribute value to society in exchange for a whole bunch of the worst garbage that money can buy, and the health problems associated with it. Am I right? So then why all of a sudden did they fathom it a good idea to grant their body of victims unfettered access to publicly state things as they really are? I mean, did McDonalds come to a point where they actually started to believe their own bull shit?Haha…wake up call.
Man arbys actually was pretty good at their social media, especially those kickass cardboard art.
for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.
I'm surprised he wasn't called Hitler something
I personally prefer Hitler Mussolini
alternatives I have seen in similar naming polls (for a dog)- Adolf Hitler- Haydolf Shitler- Cum Goblin - Addy Hitler-sama (they really liked Hitler)- Lovecraft Cat - lovecraft’s cat’s actual name (lots of racial slurs redacted btw)- Jeffrey Epstein - Holocaust Denier - Sex Offender- Child Beater- Baby Assaulter- Chingchong Friedrice- OHFUCK DOGGYRUN - mmm yummy (good time to mention this was a dog being being bought by an asian friend of mine btw)- Domestic Terrorist among a gargantuant slew of slurs that have been redacted Knowing what the internet does best I would happily take Cthulu All-Spark over a solid 85% of what I am SURE were options/suggestions in that poll
Cthulhu would be kind of a badass name
And the fact that Megatron wasn't too far behind...
I love a good trolling content honestly
I can't believe I'm only finding out about this video now. Seriously this incident had me in fucking TEARS. I haven't laughed this hard in like months.
Coming back to this video after getting a degree and a job in software, the mention of "Agile" at the beginning was a real kick in thr diafragm
My one regret about KZclip taking away the ability to add subtitles to someone else's videos is that they did it before I could subtitle this video and add a "there is no 'i' in Busness" joke.
This is literally the only channel I don't skip the sponsored part on
That and noodle
You should check out the Tim Dillion show 😂
@Matt McGrory great channel but his ads generally suck
is an amazing way of presenting an sponsor
@President Joe Biden sure bro why not :)
Just found your channel, binge watching. This is my absolute fav
I love how all of his Videos are set up like The Wolf of Wall Street. It's absolutely amazing.
this man's ad-reads are the funnier than actual comedy videos
"Tongue Punching Fartboxes" has gotta be the most funniest three words I've read.
“There is no “I” in business.”Still my favorite joke.
Because theyre lying scum?
@Simon Wyzik biness :D
Oh, because it actually does have an i, I get it now AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A GREAT JOKE.
But there isn't an i in Business. You blind or something? Get glasses. If you already do, get em checked. Pshh, people like you have a low intellect
Mcdonalds I’ve had a pretty good experience at lately at the ones in my area despite staffing shortages the staff are pretty good.