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  • Melon
    Melon Ай бұрын +526

    This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence

    • Rick Bouze
      Rick Bouze 14 күн бұрын

      Him and Jontron!

    • Slabama Z
      Slabama Z 16 күн бұрын

      @Bast4rdlyReaperabsolutely fckin garbage

    • Commander Rockwell
      Commander Rockwell 21 күн бұрын

      stole that from the habbo hotel video

    • Nblook Mask
      Nblook Mask 24 күн бұрын +1

      That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

    • Voodoo
      Voodoo Ай бұрын +2

      fact

  • Julius Raben
    Julius Raben  Жыл бұрын +1806

    "Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.
    A salute, to a unknown hero.

    • Viscount Rainbows🌈🦄
      Viscount Rainbows🌈🦄  3 ай бұрын +2

      @Colonel_Yuri These McDonalds monkeyshines shall all swing fer sure. Fire th' cannons. No quarter for blunderin' landlubbin lily livered swabs the likes of that kind.🏴‍☠️ our crew be faithful and true, long as a fortunate sky be blue. Yo ho ho

    • Taylor Davison
      Taylor Davison 3 ай бұрын +9

      Whopper, no "unions"? Well, that's on par with the rest of Corporate America.

    • Julius Raben
      Julius Raben 3 ай бұрын +16

      @Jeremy Phillips whopper is burgerking whereas it was a MacDonalds contest

    • Jeremy Phillips
      Jeremy Phillips 3 ай бұрын +4

      i dont get it

    • kira64
      kira64 4 ай бұрын +10

      GIRTH.

  • ScrambledAndBenedict
    ScrambledAndBenedict  Жыл бұрын +1211

    The "Girth" burger is just one of those things where every so often I look it up, stare at that picture, and just laugh so hard that no sound comes out for like 30 straight seconds. If only the person who came up with that could know just how much joy he has brought to my life lmfao

    • Sterkens Maxim
      Sterkens Maxim 11 күн бұрын +2

      I come back to this video for the same reason, because IH's pronunciation makes it even better

    • ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
      ChaosSorceror_Davidicus 4 ай бұрын +10

      @Elyria To quote a wise Markiplier, "It's not about size, it's about POWER!"

    • NihilistCoomerLord
      NihilistCoomerLord 7 ай бұрын +2

      @Elyria I think it’s because all that meat will make you girthy, though I could be wrong

    • SSP99
      SSP99 9 ай бұрын +8

      Let the guys enjoy the girth please miss

    • Elyria
      Elyria 9 ай бұрын +8

      All burgers are equally girthy, it made no sense. Shoulda been the lengthy.

  • Shiggydig Dugdigerrino
    Shiggydig Dugdigerrino 11 ай бұрын +218

    Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.

    • XxXShevampXxX
      XxXShevampXxX 4 сағат бұрын

      Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

    • Stout Shako
      Stout Shako 5 ай бұрын +16

      No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

  • Evan [REDACTED]
    Evan [REDACTED]  Жыл бұрын +8444

    Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming

    • ccricers
      ccricers 3 ай бұрын +1

      As a software developer, I see the trolls like the QA you didn't hire because they're there to break stuff as much as possible.

    • FollowingStorm0
      FollowingStorm0 3 ай бұрын

      Boomers being Boomers

    • Taylor Davison
      Taylor Davison 4 ай бұрын +2

      It wasn't a conference for software developers, it was a conference for salesmen.

    • Sir Reginald Fishington XVII
      Sir Reginald Fishington XVII 4 ай бұрын

      "how do I contact these cyber police"

    • Nikki G
      Nikki G 5 ай бұрын

      Stated like someone who has no idea what Agile actually is. If you did, you could see this coming a mile away (hint: it's not about the actual software devs).

  • E579
    E579 Ай бұрын +29

    i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder

  • an accident
    an accident  Жыл бұрын +1868

    "The Sad European" still fucking murders me

    • Wigli Gigly
      Wigli Gigly 5 ай бұрын +1

      I lost my shit at the ‘toddler baby bag’ and it’s just a pile of lettuce

    • Dulguunjargal
      Dulguunjargal 5 ай бұрын +1

      I once saw a burger that was only a piece of lettuce
      And it was named "North Korean Ration"💀

    • Greg Recovski
      Greg Recovski 8 ай бұрын

      @Will V hmmm I actually know a lot of americans. And they always tell me, that the US is full of hillbillies/rednecks. Even the kids are giving a fuck about being a smartie, since tiktok and insta is their only love. It really depends on how your perspective is on "Cheap"

    • Will V
      Will V 11 ай бұрын +2

      @School Project Productions maybe, but in that case it should also be replicated on the east coast. But here’s the thing, it’s not, which leads to the inclination that it has something to do with LA or the way in which LA governs.

    • School Project Productions
      School Project Productions 11 ай бұрын

      @Will V Probably the reason why LA has a high homelessness rate is because the homeless all f*cking freeze to death in places like Washington and god forbid Canada.
      So it’s either move to LA or die for a lot of homeless people.

  • Trashboat
    Trashboat Ай бұрын +5

    Wow they are so funny, they truly got the whole squad laughing

  • Lord_GhostBoner69_420
    Lord_GhostBoner69_420  Жыл бұрын +719

    One example from a short time ago, HiPoint firearms asked the internet to name their next shitty handgun and a bunch of memesters came to call it The Yeet Cannon (YC-9). They wanted forget about it but in the end, it went through

    • Bill Wesley
      Bill Wesley Ай бұрын

      I nearly bought a Yeet just for the keks.
      I must say though, Hi Points are far better than nothing. They work. They’re affordable. They’re not sexy or polished, they’re brutal and heavy. But if my daughter had a stalker and we had no money, oh yeah. Much better than a sharp stick.

    • L Lab
      L Lab 5 ай бұрын

      @Demonslayer20111 very much so

    • mem
      mem 8 ай бұрын

      hi points arent even bad, just bulky as fuck - they go bang every time though

    • Demonslayer20111
      Demonslayer20111 8 ай бұрын +3

      @Matheus Moreira except they arent unreliable. They are extremely reliable.

    • The IT Furry
      The IT Furry 9 ай бұрын +3

      The Yeet Cannon G1

  • Starslayer83
    Starslayer83 3 жыл бұрын +8024

    I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.

    • Beers And Beats PDX
      Beers And Beats PDX Ай бұрын

      They're pretty lenient with their ad spots. Ads like this one stand out more than the normal generic read and the viewers are more likey to go get raid: Sherman lentils

    • Stig Rabbid
      Stig Rabbid 2 ай бұрын

      @Heimskr, Prophet of Talos Raid Shadow Legends is made by an Israeli company, not Chinese, and it is a subsidiary of an Australian company that makes Slot Machines.

    • casucasuEQ
      casucasuEQ 6 ай бұрын +1

      Watched this video 3 times now and still haven't skipped the advertisement.

    • Troublethecat
      Troublethecat 9 ай бұрын +2

      @Stranger Pretty much everything positive he says is accompanied or followed by some kind of visual or audio joke and is pretty much only the stuff he's mandated to say according to their sponsorship contract, which you would know if you'd ever seen Upper Echelon's expose about Raid (or, you know, you'd ever seen any other youtubers do this sponsorship and noticed it's the same things they all say). If you actually listen to how he says it, you can actually tell he only said those things because he had to. Everything else were clear digs not just at Raid itself, but especially their sponsorship practices at the time the video was posted. All those jump scares were an obvious reference to how Raid was giving sponsorships to the most random ass channels you could think of to the point where it felt like you just could not escape them, for example.

    • prekrasnyy
      prekrasnyy 9 ай бұрын

      At this point they want to be a meme lol

  • Angiki
    Angiki  Жыл бұрын +134

    This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.

  • PineyHills90
    PineyHills90  Жыл бұрын +460

    A worker at my local McD's shot a customer for complaining about his food. The manager then lied to the police to try to cover it all up. I wish this had gotten more internet traction.

    • Fëanor
      Fëanor Ай бұрын +1

      I’ve spent 17 years in the restaurant industry. Majority of customers are great but some… Especially in fast food. I didn’t see shit officer. Certain people should not be allowed to leave their homes. As many assholes you get in food service, retail and hospitality always seem to get it even worse somehow

    • Heroine
      Heroine 2 ай бұрын

      @Luis N. Pietanesi well that was a retarded comment.

    • Unimportant Commenter
      Unimportant Commenter 3 ай бұрын +1

      @JGT123That burgerparlor is no pushower

    • Stout Shako
      Stout Shako 5 ай бұрын +6

      @Luis N. Pietanesi Same. It's sad when my first thought is, "... But did they deserve it?"

    • PineyHills90
      PineyHills90 6 ай бұрын +3

      @Harry Balzak Happened in Ruston Louisiana.

  • Tomczeck1337
    Tomczeck1337 Ай бұрын +5

    And then, only 3 Years later, Twitter died... The end.

  • heirofaniu
    heirofaniu 2 ай бұрын +8

    Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.

    • John Gardner
      John Gardner 2 күн бұрын +1

      *bows head* Thank you for your service.

  • Special EDy
    Special EDy 3 жыл бұрын +9111

    The internet:
    The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..

    • kakyoin donut321
      kakyoin donut321  Жыл бұрын

      when the internet give you nice things but you still won't behave, that's where the nice things gone

    • BarioisDerplord
      BarioisDerplord  Жыл бұрын

      you have pizza

    • Joshua Gore
      Joshua Gore  Жыл бұрын

      The end-all-be-all of nice things

    • IgnitedBread
      IgnitedBread  Жыл бұрын

      true

    • Robert Stevens II
      Robert Stevens II  Жыл бұрын

      It's funny, the first time I watched I couldn't stop laughing, now I just feel bad because I'm getting older...

  • Cryptic
    Cryptic  Жыл бұрын +133

    0:58 fascinating to talk to
    4:47 straight to the sauce
    5:15 very unprofessional you guys
    5:23 add thyme
    9:21 laugh track
    9:47 MacDonald build
    10:03 mcpoo
    14:30 tweets
    15:24 kerning
    16:28 fellow kids
    18:15 silence Twitter

    • hiding
      hiding 6 ай бұрын +9

      what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

  • Eoghain Jones
    Eoghain Jones 2 ай бұрын +5

    This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
    I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
    For a change.

  • Akko Chan
    Akko Chan  Жыл бұрын +49

    There must be a rule on the Internet.
    No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/

  • CGCGreyWombat
    CGCGreyWombat  Жыл бұрын +364

    “Chris Chan Special” rolls off the tongue a little differently now...

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 жыл бұрын +3649

    I imagine going to 4chan for help is like Aragorn going to the cursed soldiers under the mountain

    • snickle1980
      snickle1980  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Boomchucks 😦That's a Murder Death Kill...

    • Kevin McCarthy
      Kevin McCarthy  Жыл бұрын +1

      NYPA

    • Davis Dze
      Davis Dze  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Garret Lines true that, mate

    • Garret Lines
      Garret Lines  Жыл бұрын +3

      @Davis Dze /pol/ and r/politics are both full of retards. I’m glad they exist though, because they do an excellent job of keeping politically radical degenerates away from normal subreddits and platforms.

    • Nick Kohlmann
      Nick Kohlmann  Жыл бұрын +1

      @The Whomping Wampa *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH*

  • James King
    James King  Жыл бұрын +10

    For those not in the know, agile is all about using cringey jargon while developing software.

    • Under- Dog
      Under- Dog  Жыл бұрын +1

      Which just makes this soooo much sweeter. You know they were just there to blow smoke up eachothers asses lol.

  • Laith
    Laith  Жыл бұрын +15

    "McSoliciting McSex" killed me

  • Jae West
    Jae West  Жыл бұрын +213

    I love how he acknowledges how annoying raid Shadow legends ads are

    • flushed emoji official
      flushed emoji official 8 ай бұрын

      @Kor6 Bigtime obviously, why else would he have the ad

    • Kor6 Bigtime
      Kor6 Bigtime 9 ай бұрын +1

      @Matthew McCoy did he actually get paid for insulting the shit out of it lmao?

    • Jae West
      Jae West  Жыл бұрын

      🤯🤯

    • Matthew McCoy
      Matthew McCoy  Жыл бұрын +14

      yeah but they pay a crazy amount of money. i saw a smaller YTer post about how they offered him $1,400 for a 30 second ad. god only knows what they offered IH

  • Soft Wool
    Soft Wool Ай бұрын

    This is the one thing thing that makes me proud of people on the internet, Cthulhu All-Spark bless the Mein Kampf

  • X Trem
    X Trem  Жыл бұрын +11785

    Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.

    • Bill Wesley
      Bill Wesley Ай бұрын

      @memespace That sounds like a horrific existence.

    • Scooter Grant
      Scooter Grant 2 ай бұрын

      I must say. If I had the drive to, you could do some really cool studies on humanity and internet culture.

    • Luciano Martinez
      Luciano Martinez 2 ай бұрын

      I just took a college course on Agile, and I just laugh at how overly complicated they want to explain a stupid simple concept. It was like watching a little kid try to explain to you how playing Pokemon works, stuttering over his words, when you were there to experience it in 1998.

    • Ghost is dead
      Ghost is dead 2 ай бұрын

      theres a huge mega difference between doomer and professional

    • Levi For Waifu
      Levi For Waifu 3 ай бұрын

      They're the business side of things so all boomers

  • Monchy Tales
    Monchy Tales  Жыл бұрын +41

    I just went through an 11 week program to learn agile and scrum and this whole video now means something totally different for me lmao

  • My Own Space
    My Own Space  Жыл бұрын +8

    I listened to this while working on my resume. Very professional.

    • Syf
      Syf  Жыл бұрын

      Very serious.

  • PsychedelicPunk
    PsychedelicPunk Ай бұрын +8

    "Its a totally free RPG PVP DVD for people with ADHD" Idk why that makes me laugh so much everytime I hear it lmao

  • DPMusicStudio
    DPMusicStudio 10 ай бұрын +8

    I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.

  • U Cannot Defeat My Shmeat
    U Cannot Defeat My Shmeat 2 жыл бұрын +2904

    I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on

    • Bill Wesley
      Bill Wesley Ай бұрын

      @dank pepe That’s profound.

    • dank pepe
      dank pepe 2 ай бұрын

      @Alex Beck
      , .
      .
      ,
      .

      .
      ,
      ,
      .
      .

      、 .

    • Kecu Kraftwork
      Kecu Kraftwork 5 ай бұрын

      @Incurable Romantic True. Once the mob feel they have the moral superiority or victim entitlement, anything you say or do is ratio'd. They won't stop beating you down, even if they have to stoop low enough into hypocrisy so as to become as abrasive as the person who originally screwed up.
      I'm so glad I left both Twitter and FB.

    • Incurable Romantic
      Incurable Romantic 9 ай бұрын +8

      They failed to understand that trying to calm a Twitter mob by apologizing is like trying to calm a shark by bleeding.

    • seigeengine
      seigeengine  Жыл бұрын +1

      Yeah, it was too iffy to go hard.
      Since it reads to me as ambiguous whether they understood the context or not, it's limp.
      They went soft.
      Flop.

  • Squangus Lobotomus
    Squangus Lobotomus  Жыл бұрын +27

    I love how Wendy's is the chaotic evil of brand Twitter.

    • Bill Wesley
      Bill Wesley Ай бұрын

      It won me over. Wendy’s a first order shitposter

  • VodeAn Kandosii
    VodeAn Kandosii  Жыл бұрын +6

    I've laughed heartily at all your videos. This one caused physical pain from laughing too hard! Love your work.

  • Idky
    Idky  Жыл бұрын +55

    Some days, I get in my car and head over to McDonald’s because I can’t ignore my cravings for a nice G I R T H sandwich…

    • Idky
      Idky  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Rambunctious foot lettuce or normal lettuce?

    • Rambunctious
      Rambunctious  Жыл бұрын +6

      Bro get me a bag of lettuce while you’re there

    • Fabio McDerp
      Fabio McDerp  Жыл бұрын +7

      Can you pick up a ron’s creamy surprise while your out?

  • 蟾蜍小林
    蟾蜍小林  Жыл бұрын +6

    I decided to rewatch this and ended up doing so on the exact day of the 10th anniversary of the McDonald’s event. Crazy!

  • Jalen Rose
    Jalen Rose 2 жыл бұрын +4140

    All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen

    • Ashtray
      Ashtray  Жыл бұрын

      take it from the son of God, hes correct

    • SunsetTheStupid
      SunsetTheStupid  Жыл бұрын

      That picture of the security guy sitting on the chair sleeping made it even more clear.

    • Aiwash
      Aiwash  Жыл бұрын

      I literally said out loud, OH NO

    • thepeemachine
      thepeemachine  Жыл бұрын

      This is blasphemy

    • Eva B.
      Eva B.  Жыл бұрын

      😂😂😂

  • Harrison Turnipseed
    Harrison Turnipseed  Жыл бұрын +7

    I thought I could go a day more without remembering that the Internet is full of both pretend and real Nazis who think it’s funny. And this place still feels more like home than where I grew up

  • V1 copy.
    V1 copy.  Жыл бұрын +21

    This whole video has me rubbing my hands and evily laughing with moments of shame when historian scolds me :(

  • Noxdor
    Noxdor Күн бұрын

    The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.

  • Superfluous
    Superfluous 9 ай бұрын +3

    If you think about it, that conference was a huge success.
    Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.

  • Jonayofsweden
    Jonayofsweden 3 жыл бұрын +2692

    The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.

    • Mrmightyturtle
      Mrmightyturtle 2 жыл бұрын +1

      The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

    • Konrad von Hötzendorf
      Konrad von Hötzendorf 2 жыл бұрын +1

      silence, fan

    • Chilean Guy Fleegman
      Chilean Guy Fleegman 2 жыл бұрын

      får en att dra på smilbanden iaf

    • AGuyWithAHat
      AGuyWithAHat 3 жыл бұрын +7

      rons creamy surprise

    • Reck
      Reck 3 жыл бұрын +10

      @The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is

  • SaveRoomKnob
    SaveRoomKnob  Жыл бұрын +4

    Turns out, agile is “bla bla bla not very important” even in workplaces where it’s apparently in use

  • Daemon Silver
    Daemon Silver Ай бұрын +3

    This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.

  • Sam
    Sam  Жыл бұрын +5

    I miss Internet Historian's documentaries 😔 I also follow his other channel, but nothing beats this one

  • *redacted*
    *redacted* 11 ай бұрын +6

    Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.

  • Samuel Owens
    Samuel Owens 3 жыл бұрын +2966

    I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.

    • Heroine
      Heroine Ай бұрын

      @Majima reddit????

    • Weskertot
      Weskertot 2 жыл бұрын

      @Reeseek Puffsr/LostRedditors

    • lighterman
      lighterman 2 жыл бұрын

      @Thot Destroyer when you said that, I imagined a bus with ness's face

    • Majima
      Majima 2 жыл бұрын

      @Reeseek Puffs oh is that so? i must be in the wrong realm.

    • Reeseek Puffs
      Reeseek Puffs 2 жыл бұрын

      @Majima this website isn't Reddit

  • Emily M.
    Emily M.  Жыл бұрын +2

    To whoever did the German subtitles: good job, my guy, you added another layer of entertainment to the video 😄👍🏻
    **lacht in texanisch**

  • radiokaizo
    radiokaizo Ай бұрын +6

    CEO: I need a solution fast!
    Executive: What if we turn off the screens?
    CEO: You are fired.

  • Jonathan Allen
    Jonathan Allen  Жыл бұрын +7

    You are literally the only KZclipr who can make the sponsor ads watchable. Shroud doesn't know what he is missing.

  • Mikoro
    Mikoro  Жыл бұрын +1

    Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)

  • Techneip
    Techneip 3 жыл бұрын +17764

    This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”

    • Eric Pfeifer
      Eric Pfeifer 10 ай бұрын +1

      A spiritual one at the very least.

    • MoosterChief
      MoosterChief  Жыл бұрын +1

      @Rick Bouze B R A D S W I F E

    • Rick Bouze
      Rick Bouze  Жыл бұрын +1

      I'd say it's a prequel following other Twitter business stories like dubtheDEW, the Tony the tiger incident, and Brad's Wife

    • Shontina Farris
      Shontina Farris  Жыл бұрын +1

      It is

    • MoosterChief
      MoosterChief  Жыл бұрын +1

      Doesn’t it?

  • __
    __  Жыл бұрын +15

    8:32 "mcsex" catches me off guard everytime

    • Lmao
      Lmao 6 ай бұрын

      @bait U called?

    • bait
      bait  Жыл бұрын +1

      Lmao

  • TheBigKB797
    TheBigKB797 Ай бұрын +7

    "How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Brad Johnson
    Brad Johnson 22 күн бұрын

    I literally laughed out loud . The best clip yet. Please send my compliments to the chef. 🫡

  • Art Cat
    Art Cat 5 ай бұрын +2

    9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.

  • TheLuggy
    TheLuggy 2 жыл бұрын +7839

    I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.

    • nman551
      nman551  Жыл бұрын

      Indeed

    • ThePsycholad
      ThePsycholad  Жыл бұрын +1

      “ThAts mY DiAlySis MaCHinE!”

    • Bruh
      Bruh 2 жыл бұрын +1

      They get reallry boring after a while. He is still parroting the exact same buzzwords and script Raid makes every youtuber say for over a minute. Just because he puts some funny black hooded man and throws in some jokes in between doesn't make it less awful.

    • Alex Beck
      Alex Beck 2 жыл бұрын

      That’s my dialysis machine

    • Sparky Summers
      Sparky Summers 2 жыл бұрын

      @Luke Bagwell I don't judge them right up until the ones that specifically push the gambling box features. Those get my back up.

  • Metronic Magician
    Metronic Magician  Жыл бұрын

    The only things you need to know from this video.
    Businesses never learn.
    You can’t give anything to the internet, they will just abuse and shit on it.

  • Gerald
    Gerald  Жыл бұрын +9

    This makes me realize how history is actually really important so people don’t have to go through that.

  • Nikkob
    Nikkob 11 ай бұрын +4

    Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge

  • Frank Marano
    Frank Marano  Жыл бұрын

    Every video you make is a masterpiece honestly. I laughed so hard in first 5 minutes

  • Lord Waffle
    Lord Waffle 2 жыл бұрын +7060

    If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.

    • ThatApollo7
      ThatApollo7  Жыл бұрын

      Same

    • Anarchic Arachnid
      Anarchic Arachnid  Жыл бұрын

      @Krash face both

    • Theo
      Theo  Жыл бұрын +1

      Silence B R A N D

    • __
      __ 2 жыл бұрын

      @DooDoo_Burd /Illustrator It's just fight, buy things, fight, buy things, here's a micro-transaction do you want it okay, fight, lose fight, buy more things, i wish i got that micro-transaction, fight, buy things

    • bean_eater
      bean_eater 2 жыл бұрын

      @Alejandro Saez he's speaking the language of the gods

  • David B
    David B Күн бұрын

    Pretty sure Internet Historian is the mastermind behind all this stuff

  • First Name
    First Name 11 ай бұрын +2

    It's the memes & what he does with them that makes me laugh with these vids 🤌🏻😂

  • Chosen One
    Chosen One  Жыл бұрын +6

    I'm following every IH channel, and I can't get enough content from him. I NEED MORE

  • Kim Guir
    Kim Guir  Жыл бұрын

    I love this channels editing style. simple to understand and calming

  • chonko kong
    chonko kong 2 жыл бұрын +6044

    Some business tips:
    - NEVER EVER do an online poll
    - regulate your twitter hastags
    - don't let people make or name some thing

    • ParkNPlay
      ParkNPlay 9 ай бұрын

      really the biggest business tip is : "don't let *people* do anything"

    • The stormtrooper who CAN aim
      The stormtrooper who CAN aim 9 ай бұрын +1

      You can have a poll, just limit it to 5 choices that you have control over. Not fill in the blank or anywhere in the USA cheaa chap.

    • Kreig Guardsman
      Kreig Guardsman 9 ай бұрын

      Boaty McBoatFace

    • Bookshelf
      Bookshelf 11 ай бұрын

      *never do an online poll with a fill in option. I don’t see why a poll between “cum” and coochjoos” would be a problem

    • Luke H
      Luke H 11 ай бұрын

      Or realize no one likes you and everyone knows you just want their money

  • Red Infernal
    Red Infernal 11 ай бұрын +5

    Good to see that Steakums video is tracking along the standard IH release schedule nicely.

  • Parcos
    Parcos 3 ай бұрын

    This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!

  • Snarpsta
    Snarpsta 11 ай бұрын +1

    I wish he would make classic videos like this again

  • Mikelis Kengis
    Mikelis Kengis 3 ай бұрын +2

    This video is 3 years old yet companies are still falling for these traps to this day. Like how Planters decided to have tik tokers write lyrics to their new jingle and people made the most inappropriate lyrics possible.

  • Value Network
    Value Network  Жыл бұрын +4026

    “I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”

    • Pink_Antiocheia
      Pink_Antiocheia Ай бұрын +1

      and Tampex saying You are in her dms, we are in her, we are not the same

    • B.W.S.K.
      B.W.S.K. Ай бұрын

      @Francis Goin Maybe it's an ad campaign because they started to believe the old rumor that 'drinking too much coke will make you black' themselves.

    • Mr Clean
      Mr Clean 9 ай бұрын +4

      Fun Fact Digiorno joined Twitter in 2009 and according to the screenshot they have made 108k Tweets till 2019 if we assume the screenshot was made in 2019 when the video was released. That means Digiorno made about 26 Tweets per Day

    • Zekiz
      Zekiz 10 ай бұрын

      @Rambunctious Twitter said it but it was ripped out of context.

    • isabel lind
      isabel lind 11 ай бұрын +19

      @Francis Goin Lol, I just saw your comment. Can you imagine what would happen if they were going w/"BE LESS BLACK" or "BE LESS HISPANIC"???

  • A Cynical Asian
    A Cynical Asian  Жыл бұрын

    Honestly I never did like corporate meme twitters but I kind of adore Arby's. Honestly I just like the craftsmanship of all the cardboard shit they make.

  • SucculentAnal
    SucculentAnal 10 ай бұрын

    Speeding through the patreon credits seemed kind of sloppy at first, but when you think about it, it's kind of sweet that he went the effort of making one slide for each patron. Copy pasting can be hard work yo. Respect

  • timmy the destroyer of worlds
    timmy the destroyer of worlds  Жыл бұрын

    This video is actually a masterpiece, the narrator legit sounds like that person who sits in the leather chair by the fireplace.

  • Hill Billy
    Hill Billy  Жыл бұрын +1

    The reason companies still use billboards 1: Cost effective 2: They're (generally) unalterable by the public.

  • Fernando Veiga
    Fernando Veiga  Жыл бұрын +4251

    To be honest "bag of lettuce" is fucking hilarious.
    On a side note, we have learnt nothing from boaty mcboatface

    • jay gopinath
      jay gopinath 4 күн бұрын

      @Nahte Salinas i died and fell into a body bag with that one 🤣

    • E579
      E579 Ай бұрын +1

      the burgers were too funny for their own good

    • a9fc
      a9fc Ай бұрын +1

      @Tlaloc_Temporal It was pretty dumb too. It would have been a fantastic PR win for science communication if they let boaty mcboatface be the actual name. And people would 1. love them for it and 2. not blame them for changes in the following naming contests or lack thereof lol

    • Ray Anderson
      Ray Anderson 3 ай бұрын +1

      "Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee."

    • longdong mc.johnson
      longdong mc.johnson 4 ай бұрын +1

      "bernies socialist feast".

  • ben jamies
    ben jamies  Жыл бұрын

    This just goes to show how out of touch with reality alot of these major executives are at the highest levels of business/politics. I'm sure if they asked any of these people asked a normal employee if these were good ideas they would learn very quickly not to do this.

  • Dr. Ziel
    Dr. Ziel  Жыл бұрын +1

    Uh, I remember the Agile2013 thing. I was in a computer class in college while it happened. Good memories.

  • ya boi griff
    ya boi griff  Жыл бұрын +1

    "and I'd like to turn the full thing into a video soon" he says, two years later. Still love the content

  • The Dipermont Show
    The Dipermont Show 8 ай бұрын +3

    3:05 that still gives me chills to this day.

  • Zakaria Ali
    Zakaria Ali 3 жыл бұрын +20976

    This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"

    • DecisiveZoom
      DecisiveZoom 11 күн бұрын

      He's the delicious glory hole we get to peer through to see 4chan's shenanigans

    • michael
      michael 18 күн бұрын

      L comment

    • Flowerfloc__
      Flowerfloc__ 19 күн бұрын

      @Akinlabi St.Clair oh you don't wanna know

    • Schism
      Schism 25 күн бұрын

      @Akinlabi St.Clair ain't no way

    • Bill Wesley
      Bill Wesley Ай бұрын

      @Masterzoroark666 I’m convinced that was the greatest thing that ever happened to the internet. Provided by autists on a Mongolian basket weaving website.

  • Non Stop Nate
    Non Stop Nate  Жыл бұрын +2

    No joke this the best video on KZclip I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time

  • Nick Rael
    Nick Rael  Жыл бұрын +6

    Seriously the internet historian, the armchair historian, and history buffs. Should do a colab video together.

  • TANTILIST
    TANTILIST 3 ай бұрын

    This is a genius satirical parody, and I love it. Subbed

  • Spaghetti Bird
    Spaghetti Bird  Жыл бұрын +26

    terrifying that a /b/ user is in a professional business conference

  • JKSSubstandard
    JKSSubstandard 10 ай бұрын

    Im 90 seconds in and Im already saying "oh no" because a lifetime with the internet already tells me EXACTLY what happens next

  • dXQuarionXb
    dXQuarionXb  Жыл бұрын +1

    That couple naming their baby probably had a name already picked out and wanted to see some hilarity from the internet

  • Jaymes Levergood
    Jaymes Levergood 3 ай бұрын

    Excellent creation per usual @Internet Historian.
    The thing I find odd is that these mega corporations have spent decades curating a marketing and public relations message that says just what THEY want to have said about their product. The entire notion of PR is based on the fact that it’s not a good idea to say the first thing that comes to your head, when referring to - for example - a company who does nothing but amass the hard earned money of people who actually contribute value to society in exchange for a whole bunch of the worst garbage that money can buy, and the health problems associated with it. Am I right? So then why all of a sudden did they fathom it a good idea to grant their body of victims unfettered access to publicly state things as they really are? I mean, did McDonalds come to a point where they actually started to believe their own bull shit?
    Haha…wake up call.

  • Biggietheskeleton
    Biggietheskeleton   Жыл бұрын

    Man arbys actually was pretty good at their social media, especially those kickass cardboard art.

  • Aaron Giroux
    Aaron Giroux  Жыл бұрын +8450

    for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.

    • Jay I
      Jay I 2 ай бұрын +2

      I'm surprised he wasn't called Hitler something

    • Lord of Dawn
      Lord of Dawn 2 ай бұрын +1

      I personally prefer Hitler Mussolini

    • Mud
      Mud 3 ай бұрын

      alternatives I have seen in similar naming polls (for a dog)
      - Adolf Hitler
      - Haydolf Shitler
      - Cum Goblin
      - Addy Hitler-sama (they really liked Hitler)
      - Lovecraft Cat
      - lovecraft’s cat’s actual name (lots of racial slurs redacted btw)
      - Jeffrey Epstein
      - Holocaust Denier
      - Sex Offender
      - Child Beater
      - Baby Assaulter
      - Chingchong Friedrice
      - OHFUCK DOGGYRUN
      - mmm yummy (good time to mention this was a dog being being bought by an asian friend of mine btw)
      - Domestic Terrorist
      among a gargantuant slew of slurs that have been redacted
      Knowing what the internet does best I would happily take Cthulu All-Spark over a solid 85% of what I am SURE were options/suggestions in that poll

    • Truman Way
      Truman Way 6 ай бұрын

      Cthulhu would be kind of a badass name

    • Neurono C.
      Neurono C. 6 ай бұрын

      And the fact that Megatron wasn't too far behind...

  • Simply Savannah
    Simply Savannah 11 ай бұрын +1

    I love a good trolling content honestly

  • MattVeers
    MattVeers 9 ай бұрын

    I can't believe I'm only finding out about this video now. Seriously this incident had me in fucking TEARS. I haven't laughed this hard in like months.

  • Christopher Walters
    Christopher Walters 6 ай бұрын

    Coming back to this video after getting a degree and a job in software, the mention of "Agile" at the beginning was a real kick in thr diafragm

  • Gordon Threemen
    Gordon Threemen  Жыл бұрын +2

    My one regret about KZclip taking away the ability to add subtitles to someone else's videos is that they did it before I could subtitle this video and add a "there is no 'i' in Busness" joke.

  • Nathan Kucera
    Nathan Kucera  Жыл бұрын +1983

    This is literally the only channel I don't skip the sponsored part on

  • Bayly
    Bayly  Жыл бұрын

    Just found your channel, binge watching. This is my absolute fav

  • Offline Media
    Offline Media 3 ай бұрын

    I love how all of his Videos are set up like The Wolf of Wall Street. It's absolutely amazing.

  • HEDJ BEN
    HEDJ BEN 14 күн бұрын +1

    this man's ad-reads are the funnier than actual comedy videos

  • Aaron Kai Mcdonald
    Aaron Kai Mcdonald  Жыл бұрын +14

    "Tongue Punching Fartboxes" has gotta be the most funniest three words I've read.

  • Nathan Cassidy
    Nathan Cassidy 2 жыл бұрын +1341

    “There is no “I” in business.”
    Still my favorite joke.

    • Disruptive Garage
      Disruptive Garage 3 ай бұрын

      Because theyre lying scum?

    • caput CULTUS :D
      caput CULTUS :D 10 ай бұрын

      @Simon Wyzik biness :D

    • BarioisDerplord
      BarioisDerplord  Жыл бұрын

      busness

    • A F
      A F  Жыл бұрын +2

      Oh, because it actually does have an i, I get it now AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A GREAT JOKE.

    • Reaper 007
      Reaper 007  Жыл бұрын

      But there isn't an i in Business. You blind or something? Get glasses. If you already do, get em checked. Pshh, people like you have a low intellect

  • Grant Richardet
    Grant Richardet  Жыл бұрын

    Mcdonalds I’ve had a pretty good experience at lately at the ones in my area despite staffing shortages the staff are pretty good.