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  • treedeer thethingy
    treedeer thethingy 2 ай бұрын +13623

    Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

    • Olivia
      Olivia 20 күн бұрын +1

      Dude reading this out of context is the funniest thing ever

    • Jaan K. Peterson
      Jaan K. Peterson 22 күн бұрын

      @Namereport it

    • Sanchita Kesarkar
      Sanchita Kesarkar Ай бұрын

      @Nameez

    • Manny K
      Manny K Ай бұрын

      So unfunny

    • fun chaos
      fun chaos Ай бұрын

      @R 2 H here is the full clip explaining why YOUR MOM left
      you (a stupid fucking youtube bot): kzclip.net/video/QJOUqh2E4fk/бейне.html

  • Husyay
    Husyay Ай бұрын +1122

    the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

  • BungaloHippo
    BungaloHippo Ай бұрын +1513

    the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

    • Pokaay
      Pokaay 4 күн бұрын +3

      He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it

  • Kalialuv ♥️
    Kalialuv ♥️ Ай бұрын +969

    That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀

    • fmadiva
      fmadiva Ай бұрын +4

      Took me out in the best way fr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Vella Clayton
      Vella Clayton Ай бұрын +8

      Honestly I thought that shit was so funny 😂

    • Xiphactinus Audax
      Xiphactinus Audax Ай бұрын +16

      I thought it was a random choice for a body of water until I saw this comment and thought about it for a couple seconds

    • Grant Slater
      Grant Slater Ай бұрын +5

      Out of no where like a RKO

    • vic brown
      vic brown Ай бұрын +20

      I was in shock for a second tbh

  • RandomAssHumanBeing207
    RandomAssHumanBeing207 Ай бұрын +198

    The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

    • RandomAssHumanBeing207
      RandomAssHumanBeing207 2 күн бұрын +4

      @GayJayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.

    • GayJayy
      GayJayy 2 күн бұрын +3

      They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby 11 күн бұрын +7

      That’s a really good theory, actually.

  • Umi
    Umi 2 ай бұрын +18635

    Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

    • your new husband
      your new husband Ай бұрын

      @Jayme Vosburgh aren't we all

    • GhostDogg
      GhostDogg Ай бұрын

      Bibbliboo

    • nyx cat
      nyx cat Ай бұрын

      It’s because he’s followed Danny for over a month

    • henri
      henri Ай бұрын

      not the homophobic pejorative

    • henri
      henri Ай бұрын

      proof more like poof

  • The Queen Of Cringe
    The Queen Of Cringe Ай бұрын +143

    The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep

  • Viccolas Vic
    Viccolas Vic Ай бұрын +364

    The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop

    • mosswoss coss
      mosswoss coss 29 күн бұрын +9

      she's 12, drake.

    • bill bill
      bill bill Ай бұрын +10

      @MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.

    • Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
      Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Ай бұрын

      A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.

    • MrZer093
      MrZer093 Ай бұрын +19

      There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids

    • MissDraiha
      MissDraiha Ай бұрын +14

      Yep definite creep factor

  • m
    m Ай бұрын +490

    the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀

    • no
      no Ай бұрын +13

      one of the many reasons this movie makes me unfathomably angry

    • ericaploof
      ericaploof Ай бұрын +2

      It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀

    • The_Peasant_Almighty
      The_Peasant_Almighty Ай бұрын +32

      Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?

    • m
      m Ай бұрын +7

      @alia struggle is real

    • hihi
      hihi Ай бұрын +37

      I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh

  • K Sardo
    K Sardo Ай бұрын +599

    Kurtis was a huge part of my trans awakening but not in a necessarily profound way I just used to think I was a girl and then I saw him and was like dang... he look kinda dope tbh.. I kinda want to look like that

    • Kevin GIllie
      Kevin GIllie 6 күн бұрын

      Please touch grass, please, I'm begging you

    • Sara -
      Sara - 10 күн бұрын +1

      He also gives me major masc gender envy

    • ꧁ Nyxie ꧂
      ꧁ Nyxie ꧂ 23 күн бұрын +6

      No cause how does he have so much gender

    • Anna Picozzi
      Anna Picozzi Ай бұрын +6

      omfg lmao i saw this comment in kurtis' instagram story

    • Erin Beltle
      Erin Beltle Ай бұрын +6

      Lmao I’m not trans but I feel the exact same way 😂 I would kill to look like him lmao

  • João Pedro Cypriano
    João Pedro Cypriano 2 ай бұрын +11874

    I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

    • MarshMilo
      MarshMilo 5 сағат бұрын

      @Marilyn Maraj lmaoo!!!

    • Marilyn Maraj
      Marilyn Maraj 5 сағат бұрын +1

      @MarshMilo noted! I’m compiling it all but I also use kurtis as a sleep aid so this has proven to be a challenge 😂

    • Anynonymous
      Anynonymous Күн бұрын

      @Josias Lourenço shut.

    • MarshMilo
      MarshMilo 9 күн бұрын +1

      including the in love with a creeper clip

    • bruhsuke
      bruhsuke 11 күн бұрын +1

      @Keineken_ people add "i hardly know her" to a word/sentence that ends with -er. "Stamper? I hardly know her!". im from SEA so i really have no clue why they say this either

  • 4077Disc
    4077Disc Ай бұрын +195

    There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis.
    Sheesh

    • GayJayy
      GayJayy 2 күн бұрын

      @Medianoche In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.

    • betp
      betp 22 күн бұрын +6

      francis erasure

    • Xiphactinus Audax
      Xiphactinus Audax Ай бұрын +6

      @Medianoche He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5
      but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2

    • Medianoche
      Medianoche Ай бұрын +2

      Then he's not a kid is he?

    • Sirdeathvids
      Sirdeathvids Ай бұрын +10

      5 if you count Jamie

  • Mihaela Joe
    Mihaela Joe Ай бұрын +895

    Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?

  • Keebs
    Keebs Ай бұрын +892

    I think it's quite nice that the guy who just dicks around on the beach looking for treasures wants to use this mind-blowing technology to just... keep doing that but just a bit more efficiently. It shows a character who is exactly where he wants to be in life.
    (It's also what I find nice about Linus in Stardew Valley. He knows how he wants to live no matter how difficult it can get.)

    • Depression Pie
      Depression Pie Ай бұрын +1

      Based sdv reference!!!!

    • Keebs
      Keebs Ай бұрын +5

      @Charlotte Walther I'm not sure if, even if he was romantically involved with the player character, he would want to set up on our farm. He's a free spirit, and is friends with the Wizard (you see him hanging out with the Wizard at the Stardew version of Halloween) and has the history lore about being an adventurer.
      His existing camp near the caves is close enough to our farm, the onsen he likes to hang out by, and the lake he likes to look out over. I feel like he'd stay there regardless, because anything else would seem like charity from us, the player. Even if we're full friendship hearts he doesn't move in as a roommate (like Krobus) because he wants to be close to nature.
      Even a farm isn't really nature, not to him I'd imagine. It's an industry. The plants that grow are only there to be cut down for money, etc.
      I think about Linus a lot lol

    • Charlotte Walther
      Charlotte Walther Ай бұрын +4

      Linus is hands down the best character in stardew valley and I’m so sad you can’t marry him because I would and I’d let him set up his camp on the farm if he doesn’t wanna live in the house with me. Personal space is important and I get his mindset. Capitalism sucks.

    • Blizzard_the_seal
      Blizzard_the_seal Ай бұрын +3

      YES YES YES I ALSO THOUGHT OF LINUS :’)
      i havent played too much stardew (read: 100 hrs) and linus is the ONLY character i’ve reached full hearts with 😭

    • Rosa Castillo
      Rosa Castillo Ай бұрын

      @Keebs ur comment made me regain faith in humanity... idk why. i just love stardew valley ig

  • Lain Edwards
    Lain Edwards Ай бұрын +40

    kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd

  • eyespliced
    eyespliced Ай бұрын +44

    And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.

  • ~Andi~
    ~Andi~ Ай бұрын +166

    22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.

    • ~Andi~
      ~Andi~ Ай бұрын +4

      @Evangeline Wood No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.

    • Evangeline Wood
      Evangeline Wood Ай бұрын +14

      Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.

    • 𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵
      𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 ⨥𝟭𝟳𝟳𝟯𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟬𝟳𝟲𝟵 Ай бұрын

      *Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment✅👍**

  • cheese
    cheese Ай бұрын +470

    'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

    • bacon feet
      bacon feet Ай бұрын +8

      @Riley L cyanide flintstones gummies

    • Riley L
      Riley L Ай бұрын +33

      They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀

  • Waylon Chaos
    Waylon Chaos Ай бұрын +160

    I love how fast the chase scene escalates in absurdity 24:21

  • MultishipperBish
    MultishipperBish 2 ай бұрын +2203

    clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

    • your new husband
      your new husband Ай бұрын

      @sagapulastation um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟

    • i am addicted to acnh please help
      i am addicted to acnh please help Ай бұрын +11

      @sagapulastation yes they have isnt it obvious

    • sagapulastation
      sagapulastation Ай бұрын +21

      Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach

    • Vaishnavi Singh
      Vaishnavi Singh 2 ай бұрын +58

      I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE

    • E
      E 2 ай бұрын +135

      That'd be a much better plot, good on you.

  • socialgutbrain777
    socialgutbrain777 Ай бұрын +49

    The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims

  • Parkerkay16
    Parkerkay16 Ай бұрын +39

    The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂

  • Rhys B
    Rhys B Ай бұрын +34

    The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.

  • differentbutsimilar
    differentbutsimilar Ай бұрын +25

    I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him.
    He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.

  • Dominique Joly
    Dominique Joly Ай бұрын +18

    Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆

  • Cyndaqueer
    Cyndaqueer Ай бұрын +36

    How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd

  • DistantLoner
    DistantLoner Ай бұрын +35

    "Shoot that little pervert!"
    The goggles might have curse of vanishing!

  • Beepboop
    Beepboop Ай бұрын +13

    “Now that’s what I call a boner” made me giggle a disturbing amount.

  • SalmonOfK84
    SalmonOfK84 2 ай бұрын +2390

    If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

    • airin Macdonald
      airin Macdonald 10 күн бұрын

      ​@Josias Lourençoballs

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Kai Dupree
      Kai Dupree 2 ай бұрын +9

      @And Siri Is Stupid Yes Siri isn’t the only one

    • may
      may 2 ай бұрын +92

      @And Siri Is Stupid Yes stay mad doofenshmirtz rules

    • And Siri Is Stupid Yes
      And Siri Is Stupid Yes 2 ай бұрын +20

      If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.

  • Nicole Chaney
    Nicole Chaney Ай бұрын +183

    Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives

  • JohnnyTrombone
    JohnnyTrombone Ай бұрын +10

    Fun fact: those black ops guys actually do have x-ray goggles. They just use millimeter wave scanners instead of x-rays and the images produced don't look very sexy at all

  • Chibuzor
    Chibuzor Ай бұрын +298

    Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!

  • Happy Cynic.
    Happy Cynic. Ай бұрын +25

    They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.

  • tangear
    tangear 2 ай бұрын +4258

    I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

    • Blossom The CubeCat
      Blossom The CubeCat 19 күн бұрын

      @Josias Lourenço nobody asked

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Miip
      Miip 2 ай бұрын

      Same

    • Icyboi
      Icyboi 2 ай бұрын

      I was fucking dying

    • the only caprisun
      the only caprisun 2 ай бұрын +6

      Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao

  • Anthony Evans
    Anthony Evans Ай бұрын +5

    I love when you do these type of videos they make me laugh so hard and you make my day please do more

  • Rik
    Rik Ай бұрын +10

    2:48 I love how he always dramatically calls out his misspeaks, cause I do the same damn thing

  • shrexygal
    shrexygal Ай бұрын +88

    i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle

  • Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
    Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Ай бұрын +6

    If you want to see Uncle Chuck’s earlier pervy exploits, watch Revenge of the Nerds.

  • Kay-DC
    Kay-DC 2 ай бұрын +2845

    The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby 11 күн бұрын +1

      @AspenRose Animations “Ah, the Dobonhonkeros. Dobonhonkeros accommodating is, uh, we know where that leads.”
      -Andrew Garfield

    • cat
      cat Ай бұрын

      Im desperate at this point but can someone please explain to me why he showed a pic of meghan trainor when he mentioned the pedophilia in the movie very early on in the video ???? Ive never been more confused

    • AspenRose Animations
      AspenRose Animations Ай бұрын +9

      @Booba must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color

    • cringeneer
      cringeneer Ай бұрын +19

      It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars

    • Booba
      Booba Ай бұрын +48

      @Aldranza M he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots

  • CoolDoge
    CoolDoge Ай бұрын +2

    Great Video! *this movie makes me cringe harder than I've ever cringed*

  • Enga
    Enga Ай бұрын +221

    Stacy’s Mom blows this movie’s perverted teenage boy antics out of the water, I’d love to see a review of that movie

    • Enga
      Enga Ай бұрын +7

      @hug bug It's one of the funniest, most confusing bad movies I've ever seen, pls watch it if you get the chance

    • Chat Noir
      Chat Noir Ай бұрын +9

      @hug bug Yeah what?? And more importantly, WHY?

    • hug bug
      hug bug Ай бұрын +24

      I thought it was a song? There's a movie too?!

  • Jordanne
    Jordanne Ай бұрын +26

    the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art
    also loved the jacob cameo!

  • Matheus Mello
    Matheus Mello Ай бұрын +8

    "A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"

  • rzmn zs
    rzmn zs 2 ай бұрын +2307

    the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

    • fellow youtube user
      fellow youtube user Ай бұрын +1

      be careful tho, if you hold it in for too long, the burger contents will turn into a sucker note and your friend with knives will get arrested in the airport trying to book a flight to Germany.

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Urbasichamilfan
      Urbasichamilfan 2 ай бұрын +7

      Exactly that was my one wish as a kid

    • shart
      shart 2 ай бұрын +8

      SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS

    • Venus Beanus
      Venus Beanus 2 ай бұрын +8

      LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith Ай бұрын +6

    Chuck is a rich guy live action role playing a poor guy and he pays the cop to bust his balls to make it feel real.

  • Geniya Bolton
    Geniya Bolton Ай бұрын +93

    I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing

  • Connor Glisson
    Connor Glisson Ай бұрын +3

    Tbh the best part of being a spy was the microwave that made anything You wanted

  • outoforbiit
    outoforbiit Ай бұрын +7

    Classic Kurtis with his knives at the airport.

  • Jeffrey Nathan
    Jeffrey Nathan 2 ай бұрын +3074

    The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

    • The Odour
      The Odour Ай бұрын

      @Johanna Brand Ich weiß nicht, was es bedeutet. Ich verstehe nicht. Als das Auto von der Straße abkommt, riecht der Mann nach Fisch.

    • Johanna Brand
      Johanna Brand Ай бұрын +1

      @The Odour wtf is that supposed to mean lmao

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • The Odour
      The Odour 2 ай бұрын

      What?

    • Faia Halo
      Faia Halo 2 ай бұрын +5

      @The Odour huh ??

  • TreyscottAdventures 2
    TreyscottAdventures 2 Ай бұрын +39

    The fact the kurtis is friends with Freddie Dredd is kinda wild

  • hoghu haghu
    hoghu haghu Ай бұрын +2

    There's an app my family used to use, forget what it was called but it tracked our phones and our batteries. My family had it set to where we could see everyone in the family, so it went both ways, and we were explained why it was important and it was never used to invade our privacy. And most importantly, we weren't forced into it- We agreed to it. That's the important thing about using apps like that, they can be incredibly helpful, but have to be used responsibly to avoid violating people's privacy.

  • cheese
    cheese Ай бұрын +7

    You should watch Freddie as F.R.O.7 Its about a kid who gets turned into a frog, stays as a frog, and is a secret agent. There's more to it but I feel like it would blow your mind

  • nonchip
    nonchip Ай бұрын +4

    so they have the cia agent on a super secret mission to deliver the super secret thing, i think they just gave that to the most incompetent guy because "even you can't mess up being a postman for a day" and see what happened :'D

  • Kate Murray
    Kate Murray 2 ай бұрын +2043

    kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Ай бұрын +1

      I agree. It’s now one of my favorite videos of Kurtis’s!

    • AnomalousAnimates
      AnomalousAnimates Ай бұрын +1

      @Dana Cornish ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment

    • Darkawk
      Darkawk Ай бұрын +8

      Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap

    • Dana Cornish
      Dana Cornish Ай бұрын +2

      @AnomalousAnimates Report the comment

    • AnomalousAnimates
      AnomalousAnimates Ай бұрын

      ^^scam

  • Reilly
    Reilly Ай бұрын +6

    Damn loved Jacob’s cameo 😂

  • TheRumpletiltskin
    TheRumpletiltskin Ай бұрын +4

    The Burger skit should get an Oscar.

  • Squishy Puddle
    Squishy Puddle Ай бұрын +2

    I highly recommend watching kurtis Connor drunk this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

  • Serin W
    Serin W Ай бұрын +7

    “Chuck has a crush on Dave Chapelle” has me ☠️

  • Soooshi.
    Soooshi. Ай бұрын +42

    As a British person, I can confirm we are nothing but an urban legend.

  • B.K.
    B.K. Ай бұрын +46

    Unreasonably proud of myself for saying "gadgets" out loud in sync with Kurtis

  • Bianca Covino
    Bianca Covino Ай бұрын +111

    OH MY GOD U DID MY SUGGESTION KURT 😭 I am so honoured 🥲 I did indeed love this movie as a kid, but ngl even as a child I was like this is inappropriate for a kids movie. Officially my new fav Kurtis Conner video, I am in stitches from laughing so hard.

    • Bianca Covino
      Bianca Covino Ай бұрын +16

      @Cassidy Charleston that’s the American spelling, I’m Australian and here the correct spelling is with a u, same as how favourite and colour are spelt without a u in the US, but are spelt with the u in Australia and the UK.

    • Eli Swedlo
      Eli Swedlo Ай бұрын +7

      @Cassidy Charleston bruh

    • Cassidy Charleston
      Cassidy Charleston Ай бұрын +1

      *honored

  • Zora S
    Zora S Ай бұрын +8

    at 22:46 his shirt magically changes color from a medium blue to a dark grey 😂😂😂

  • Victoria W.
    Victoria W. 2 ай бұрын +1530

    Glad to see Kurtis is back with those fever dream skits

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • LuLu 7.7
      LuLu 7.7 2 ай бұрын +4

      Did...did you just said D-Dream 🤤?

    • gr3yzz
      gr3yzz 2 ай бұрын

      fr

    • ck
      ck 2 ай бұрын +15

      @Seeing Star so glad you owned the bots by... botting comments that clog up comments even more?
      your intelligence amazes me

    • Seeing  Star
      Seeing Star 2 ай бұрын +3

      Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots)
      *kzclip.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/бейне.html*

  • paul taylor
    paul taylor Ай бұрын +2

    The sucker skit actually made me laugh

  • EuphoriaXLV
    EuphoriaXLV Ай бұрын +8

    That British accent was the most beautiful thing i have ever tasted with my ears

    • Moot343
      Moot343 Ай бұрын +1

      Mmmmmmmmm *slurp* DELICIOUS EAR NOISE

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Ай бұрын +2

      It's wonderful hearing-sauce, honestly.

  • Pascl
    Pascl Ай бұрын +6

    to be fair, "x-ray kid" is a much catchier title

  • Rob Mckennie
    Rob Mckennie Ай бұрын

    Holy shit I had this movie, on one of those weird movie compilation DVDs 🤣

  • Pink Lion Gaming
    Pink Lion Gaming Ай бұрын

    When you said you under reacted to X Ray goggles, I doubt he regular researches how X Ray technology works and probably just assumed that these were expensive but not one of a kind

  • HowMany Monkeys
    HowMany Monkeys Ай бұрын +2

    14:21 - I really wanted the empty chair to slowly turn around to reveal a second “SUCKER!” sign 😂

  • Heidi Moritz
    Heidi Moritz Ай бұрын +24

    The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...

  • Matheus
    Matheus Ай бұрын

    wanna know the best (or worst) part? now days you can totally have "x-ray" goggles, just get an AR/VR headset and camera, use openCV to identify people and text to image to AI to see the bones of a person

  • Madison
    Madison 2 ай бұрын +1598

    Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!

    • Madison
      Madison 2 ай бұрын

      @Daniel Gomez ah I didn’t notice! Ok I can accept that

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Lauren
      Lauren 2 ай бұрын +2

      @Daniel Gomez yeah they implied it could be adjusted for different things, haha

    • Dev For Fun
      Dev For Fun 2 ай бұрын +10

      @Trinu Pose it used to be possible, but after Malcolm used it on a coworker and she complained to hr they added a filter

    • Trinu Pose
      Trinu Pose 2 ай бұрын +33

      I love that they can also see through clothes but NOT bras

  • Freesmart
    Freesmart Ай бұрын +3

    I wish we had more so bad its good films

    • Cal Owenby
      Cal Owenby Ай бұрын

      I recommend Ben 10: Race Against Time(2007), Halloween Party(1989), and The Book of Henry(2017). I hope they satiate your desire.

  • Beth Amphetamine
    Beth Amphetamine Ай бұрын +2

    Loved the missing burger twist!!

  • August
    August Ай бұрын +3

    i like how kurtis just mentions he's friends with freddie dredd like it's nothing.

  • DanskeCrimeRider
    DanskeCrimeRider Ай бұрын

    This is a clear example no one really knows what radiation is and does. 17:00
    - a physicist

  • Sh4rky
    Sh4rky 2 ай бұрын +1828

    I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.

    • just a random girl
      just a random girl Ай бұрын

      like that one scene in Despicable Me

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • I'm a Pizza
      I'm a Pizza 2 ай бұрын +1

      KSU and Jermaverse crossover

    • airin Macdonald
      airin Macdonald 2 ай бұрын +3

      @Sh4rky well now it's a prefect universe

    • Sh4rky
      Sh4rky 2 ай бұрын +7

      @airin Macdonald yes

  • Mercedes Specht
    Mercedes Specht Ай бұрын +2

    You should do the movie Bug Off 😂 it’s an interesting one. I think you would enjoy watching it

  • Dave Van Vlerah
    Dave Van Vlerah Ай бұрын +1

    "Lizzie Mcguire's dad". Holy shit did that make me feel old. Lmao

  • JCTheSniper15
    JCTheSniper15 Ай бұрын

    Wow. If a kid actually smashed you in the base of the skull with a fire extinguisher, you're dead.
    Bobby just killed a woman.

  • Yuri
    Yuri Ай бұрын +3

    Kurtis your hair is so cool, i'm gonna let my hair grow just like yours

  • ·FuzzySlop·
    ·FuzzySlop· 2 ай бұрын +1297

    Kurtis, I am BEGGING you to watch a Canadian 80's movie called "The Peanut Butter Solution". It has a more crazy plot than Goat Story, I am NOT shitting you.

    • XstonedmonkeyzX
      XstonedmonkeyzX 2 ай бұрын

      Ungfth Fahden

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • K Kimsey
      K Kimsey 2 ай бұрын +2

      Oooo, yes please!!!

    • шлюха
      шлюха 2 ай бұрын +19

      @XstonedmonkeyzX its not that deep

    • XstonedmonkeyzX
      XstonedmonkeyzX 2 ай бұрын

      Begging? Jeeesus dude calm down...

  • Pat Mack
    Pat Mack Ай бұрын +2

    Not familiar w/ your channel , I stumbled across it and had to stop. The wisdom to be told from a Mullet+Stache combo like that intrigued my intrest.

  • CheesyBugger 76
    CheesyBugger 76 Ай бұрын

    4:13 the fact that if you take another look he'd actually already successfully turned the corner before flying off the road 😟 dude can't even drive straight, how tf is he in the CIA?

  • wail27
    wail27 Ай бұрын +2

    You guys called those x-ray goggles? I always callthem breast cancer ray

  • Venom.Strike69
    Venom.Strike69 Ай бұрын

    The fact that the guy didnt believe the kid when he said his gun was jammed.. even 🥴though 🥴 he has🥴 XRAY GLASSES!! WTF🗣️🤣

  • PrimordialSoup
    PrimordialSoup 2 ай бұрын +2370

    kurtis posting is like an oracle to me. no matter what if he posts it’s gonna be a good day. spring is coming early this year

    • Josias Lourenço
      Josias Lourenço 2 ай бұрын

      Jaget nach dem Frieden gegen jedermann und der Heiligung, ohne welche wird niemand den Herrn sehen,
      Hebräer 12:14
      So tut nun Buße und bekehrt euch, dass eure Sünden vertilgt werden;
      Apostelgeschichte 3:19
      So sehet ihr nun, dass der Mensch durch die Werke gerecht wird, nicht durch den Glauben allein. Denn gleichwie der Leib ohne Geist tot ist, also ist auch der Glaube ohne Werke tot.
      Jakobus 2:24,26

    • Kori Clay
      Kori Clay 2 ай бұрын

      *Earth’s seasons aggressively speed through to get to Spring before December 31st*

    • PrimordialSoup
      PrimordialSoup 2 ай бұрын +1

      @Setheus i mean what i said! an oracle as in his uploads tell the future of how my day/week/month will go

    • Setheus
      Setheus 2 ай бұрын +1

      Did... did you mean miracle? An oracle is like... a soothsayer my man

    • Madi White
      Madi White 2 ай бұрын

      why’d i think this said kurtis posing 💀

  • Vaughn Raley
    Vaughn Raley Ай бұрын +1

    Cancel you for doing a (bad) British accent? You forgot two major rules in racism:
    1 - You can't be racist against your own race
    2 - It is impossible to be racist towards any white person

    • Reba McImTired
      Reba McImTired Ай бұрын

      You’re a little confused, but you’ve got the spirit.

  • Angie Pettet
    Angie Pettet Ай бұрын +3

    i'm rewatching this video and literally only just noticed the bigfoot shirt.

  • Mel Adam
    Mel Adam Ай бұрын +2

    Please review Blank check. So awkward. It's a 90s movie on Disney+ 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 it has not aged well!!

  • rachelreine
    rachelreine Ай бұрын

    Kurtis- everyone knows the coolest gadget was the microwave that made instant McDonalds

  • StephanyMayBeauty
    StephanyMayBeauty 2 ай бұрын +3417

    ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like

    • 127Faby
      127Faby Ай бұрын +1

      YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHAHAHA

    • doobydap
      doobydap Ай бұрын +2

      CAN U PLSSS REACT TO ‘THE STARVING GAMES’ it is the best worst spoof movie EVERRRR

    • KissyAdair💋
      KissyAdair💋 Ай бұрын +6

      I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.

    • Firðirk
      Firðirk Ай бұрын +2

      You wanna see the rest of the comment?
      Sucker!

    • GoblinPecker
      GoblinPecker Ай бұрын +61

      Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook

  • 〜Willow〜
    〜Willow〜 Ай бұрын +6

    All jokes aside I hope Jacob gets better 🙂

  • Why Xanthe!?
    Why Xanthe!? Ай бұрын

    Now I want to put "sucker" in every drawer in my house, thanks for the idea Kurtis

  • Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9
    Xx_xtremeskateboard6 9 Ай бұрын

    I love the subtle referencing of fat rats in this video.
    Very clever

  • Jeremy Ross
    Jeremy Ross Ай бұрын +2

    Kurtis, I would love to see you do a review of Suburban Sasquatch. It is up there with The Room and Birdemic with how hilariously terrible it is.

  • cake is good
    cake is good 2 ай бұрын +3568

    Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot

    • hexx cfh
      hexx cfh Ай бұрын

      You cannot what?

    • cricketandgraham
      cricketandgraham Ай бұрын

      @KT the super koopa right? youtube please fix this goddamn bots problem 😐

    • Aldranza M
      Aldranza M Ай бұрын +2

      also when he's ashamed of his own joke- so good

    • future hofer
      future hofer Ай бұрын

      Weird

    • CoopIsCool
      CoopIsCool Ай бұрын

      can you calm down

  • Elias Hayes
    Elias Hayes Ай бұрын

    As a Brit, I can say that joke was funny. And the follow up

  • alena andrews
    alena andrews Ай бұрын

    20:20 - well to be fair, there are a lot of places in the US that feel like that. where there streets are empty and there is nobody around

  • Leah Estella
    Leah Estella Ай бұрын

    "Lizzie Maguire's dad" is the legendary lead from Revenge of the Nerds. Thanks. Love, your elder Millennial.